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Give 'em back, give my damned batteries back!

How the hell do these gibletheads not know their dad is an octopus?

I grounded Bobbeh for three got-dang weeks for watching this show, I'll tell ya whut.

This game loves America. Hank Hill loves America. They need to remember that propane is for efficient heating, not surfing into terrorists.

Kahn says rednecks like me are too dumb for this game. I did fine, but Bobbeh didn't do too well. He's supposed to be good at these got dang vidya games

This japanese fella is pretty good with his sword. Maybe Buck could hire him to play on our softball team.

Any game that lets America nuke communists is alright by me.

This twigboy seems like he might be smart enough to sell propane. Maybe I should give him a call, I'll tell you hwut.

Rust is the reason Strickland Propane employs tank wipes. Remember, "Head to feet, you won't cause a leak. Feet to head, everyone's dead."