Thẩm định viên Steam: Just some guys playing video games

Khuyên dùng: 23 Tháng 04, 2020

“Hey boss, can we review this game? No? Oh okay.”

$399.00

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 ”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

“the kind of person who plays this is the same kind of person that wears "Thrasher" T-Shirts, while going to walmart, hanging out with guys 12 years younger than him.”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 11, 2020

“I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 05, 2020

“What is this game? I think i tried it for like 10 minutes and I thought my brain got fried from doing so many whipits after Ween concerts but after looking deeper I figured out I'm just retarde d”

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

“The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“You really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think I have the time to do homework just to play a game, no thanks, I'll go back to sucking on my frozen sticks of ground beef while stomping on my wife's precious porcelain”

$8.24

Khuyên dùng: 25 Tháng 03, 2020

“I could not get the game to run, but the fast paced gameplay of Bejeweled Blitz has provided me with hours of distraction from my hungry children. The simple, yet deep, gameplay loop keeps you begging”

Khuyên dùng: 21 Tháng 06, 2022

“I play this game just like a real cop would. I laugh with my buddies as I brutalize people I've already arrested and throw them down stairs. I let active shooters kill everyone before entering a house”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“played two games, came second, due to my team deciding that dying would be better for my ego than to let me ascend to godhood and my ego melts into the sea and I am no more”

Phiêu lưu

$15.99

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 01

“I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 08, 2024

“Spooky idea: kiss your male best friend”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2023

“only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2023

“if Luffy was real, he'd make a gum gum ♥♥♥♥♥ and let all his homie crew send him backshots till hes dripping with seed”

Khuyên dùng: 7 Tháng 06, 2023

“my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

Khuyên dùng: 2 Tháng 06, 2023

“Sneet Fitter Sex”

Khuyên dùng: 30 Tháng 05, 2023

“if I saw a hedgehog irl Id hit it over thhe head wit a big hammer and collect the coins out of it”

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

“oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building”

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

“If my co-worker brings up Frank Zappa one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I'm bring my heat to the office, and after that, the news won't even feel comfortable covering what I'm going to do to him.”

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

“Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 03, 2023

“Video games aren't doing it for me anymore, my anger is holy and will not be confined to digital media anymore, someone, please meet me at the address below, we will battle with weapons of my choosing”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 03, 2023

“They made Sonic political in this one, 15 minutes in, he looks at the camera and goes "Google Operation Timber Sycamore!"”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 03, 2023

“I said it once, I'll say it again, Pirates and Vikings were their era's antifa, fighting against oppression by the patriarchal world order but I guess ya'll just aint ready for that discussion”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 03, 2023

“Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos”

Khuyên dùng: 27 Tháng 01, 2023

“I'd rather suck ona dude's big throbbing member, licking every inch of it, fullfilling his every need, giving him the most thunderous head hes ever had, putting my heart and soul into mastering his di”

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 01, 2023

“Nothing could possibly make me happier than knowing that this game is ruined forever by the presence of women in this game women objectively make everything worse, I should know I'm trans!”

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 01, 2023

“I want to grab cloud by his spiky hair and toss him into a vat of acid, he'd melt away like cotton candy in water”

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 01, 2023

“I could tell Crash read the 12 rules for life, his upright posture, his refusal to take no for an answer, and his amazingly rendered un-circumsized peni-s made my jaw DROP! bravo to the dev team!”

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 10, 2022

“47, be careful, the ex-prime minister of Japan might look under protected, but don't let your guard down. See if you can put on a disguise and find an improvised weapon lying around, do not disappoint”

Khuyên dùng: 7 Tháng 10, 2022

“I'm grounded from having sex from my wife”

Khuyên dùng: 16 Tháng 09, 2022

“I swing a brick into your head, right above your right eye, I break bone and knock you unto the ground. Your vision is blurred due to the tears in your eyes, another bash of my brick, blackness, muff”

Khuyên dùng: 26 Tháng 08, 2022

“babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

“My brain whipped and snapped as my Ford Taurus wraps itself around the trunk of a tree, while I'm ejaculating in my wife's mouth, as she was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ while I was driving, distracting me.B itch.”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

“Lost fart”

-40%

$17.99

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

“I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies”

Khuyên dùng: 21 Tháng 06, 2022

“Is this real”

Khuyên dùng: 19 Tháng 06, 2022

“a SEVERE lack of ORC ♥♥♥♥♥”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“COOL AWESOME, I GET TO PAY 49.69 FOR A GAME I CAN LITERALLY DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME ONLINE FOR FREE ON AN EMULATOR. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SQUARE ENIX THINK THEY'RE DOING, DO THEY NOT USE THE INTERNET”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“COME ON DEVOLVER, HOW ABOUT YOU START PUBLISHING BRAVE RELEASES, LIKE MY REPTILE FURRY 3D DATING SIM WITH VR SUPPORT AND ROTATING TREADMILL. GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“cOOL I get to play a game with the guy who sang that pizza song can go "LAL AA LAA ALAAA LAALA LA AL ALAA LALAA" Awesome, I love that”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“Everytime you sacrifice a Guide Doll, he experiences the pain of burning alive slowly for 8,000 years (time is dilated for guides 1 minute on earth = 20 years for Guides"”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2020

“Shenmue III is just like Shenmue I and Shenmue II, only there is even less asian people in this game, and no I don't consider (((Chinamen))) to be asian, and you shouldn't either.”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2020

“imagine if there were 7 shenmue games, with a total time devoted to plot not even reaching an hour, while the other 800 hours are for gatchapon and space harrier”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 11, 2020

“Listen, don't think that they didn't include rape because of some political correction, Pirates never committed rape, they were anti-rape communists who respected each other's pronouns”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“Airing out my frustrations about how my 4Loko isn't giving me the needed power to fight off the hordes of cops bearing down on my position in the walmart parking lot, no matter, ill go out with a bang”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

$9.89

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

$1.99

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“I grasp my wife by her fragile neck. she gasps for air, I slap her so hard she becomes unconscious, I take my bounty I've earned and nothing can stop me. Not god, nor the state, or chuch can judge me”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 10, 2020

“Dr eggman? how come they always come up with the dumbest names for villians, how about real villian names, like Epstein? or weinstein?”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 10, 2020

“Riffing off my own jokes at my ex-wife's wedding. My best friend asks me if I'm still seeing a doctor. "Oh, Dr. Peanut?" I choke out between stuffing my face with top soil. I laugh, choking on dirt.”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 10, 2020

“I will wither away in this hell of my own creation. When I'm gone from this plane, I will mourn the day I meet the twisted being behind the machinations of my life.”

Khuyên dùng: 28 Tháng 09, 2020

“Between run-n-gun and boss rush gameplay, Cuphead has a little something for everyone. Gorgeous hand drawn animations pair with a memorable swing soundtrack to bring the game's characters to life.”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 09, 2020

“I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 09, 2020

“my feeling on scalies is a mix up between wanting to walk into a home depot and nailing myself to a DIY crucifix, and getting into an argument with my dad about zionism”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“mafia is just antifa for Italians”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“get a big chungus back tattoo to show off to my pledge brother that I am epic”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“YOU THINK I'M GONNA PLAY A GAME WHERE I PLAY AS A BROAD? WRONG AGAIN MEDIA ELITE, I'M GOING TO RETURN TO MY MAN CAVE AND EXPLAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME TO MY WIFE WHY SOUNDING IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL FETISH”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this anymore”

Miễn phí

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“Imagining a world where gaming didn't exist, where I can walk outside without being targeted by the police for wearing "game, eat, sleep, repeat" shirt”

Ưu đãi

$8.24

Khuyên dùng: 25 Tháng 03, 2020

$41.99

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 12, 2024

“Let me put this in terms an American can understand: It's like if a burger was going to black friday at macy's but you left your wallet at home and the staff is trying to eject you for the "incident".”

-40%

$17.99

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

“I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies”

-50%

Khuyên dùng: 25 Tháng 03, 2020

“Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic”

-70%

$4.49

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 06, 2020

“If you don't have friends to play this its okay, I don't have any friends either. Might as well call this Golf! HAHA No friends haha none at all! can't call it golf with friends without any friends! h”

$9.89

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

-84%

$89.99

$14.39

Khuyên dùng: 10 Tháng 05, 2020

“NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM BEING "TOO HORNY"”

-55%

$8.99

Khuyên dùng: 24 Tháng 09, 2020

“What are you an idiot? I dont want to play a goose, I want to play as something cool like a sex offender or a wizzward”

-25%

$11.24

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2023

“I didn't think they'd do it but they really did send pinkertons to our office building and stormed our bathrooms and having gay sex with us all, you might've seen it in the newspaper it was big news”

-80%

$16.99

$3.39

Khuyên dùng: 29 Tháng 03, 2020

“For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left”

-60%

Khuyên dùng: 1 Tháng 08, 2020

“"Time only moves when you move" I mutter to myself while jacking off in slow motion in the Target electronics aisle. My bloody penis in hand, I fire off three shots into my ex wife, then disappear”

-45%

$2.74

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 05, 2020

“I don't give a s hit about the "CANCEL CULTURE" in steam curator, you cannot, and should not fuc k frogs, no matter how sexy they are modeled. I will only make one exception, my DMs are now open”

-45%

$2.74

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 05, 2020

“I love playing this game when my wife is out with the girls, the perfect game to unwind to before i finally build up the courage to put the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and kiss my as s goodbye!!”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 10, 2020

“Think running a coffee shop is hard? try fixing your failing marriage for the 5th year straight, getting into arguments every damn day about how you're spending too much money on steam Tycoon games”

-75%

$12.99

$3.24

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME PLEASE KILL ME SHOOT ME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAND THIS BRAIN IN HERE I NEED THIS ♥♥♥♥ SPLATTERED ON THE WALL, I DONT WANT TO THINK I DONT WANT TO THINK I DONT”

Mô phỏng

$15.99

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 01

“I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

Khuyên dùng: 25 Tháng 01, 2024

“I'm broken beyond belief, and I'm enjoying every second of it”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2023

“I give my orders to my next of kin, if i were to die in battle and my body recovered, to scatter my ashes across the BK front door in protest against their stagnant quality of food in the last 8 years”

Khuyên dùng: 16 Tháng 05, 2023

“I love making my sim have one thats not long, but just really really thick”

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

Khuyên dùng: 8 Tháng 04, 2023

$44.99

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 10, 2022

“Doin feudal ♥♥♥♥ and requiring that every coal mine worker must let me lay with his wife while he's working. When he gets home and his wife leaves for the mine, I must be able to pleasure him. Balance”

Khuyên dùng: 26 Tháng 08, 2022

“babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 07, 2022

$17.99

Khuyên dùng: 31 Tháng 03, 2021

“Feeding my year old daughter screws and her own feces to make her a better gamer”

Khuyên dùng: 16 Tháng 01, 2021

“Joining the Army because the government will only let me kill people in other countries”

Khuyên dùng: 20 Tháng 11, 2020

“Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs”

Khuyên dùng: 12 Tháng 11, 2020

“I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 11, 2020

“go ahead steam, ban me, no matter what you do I'll always be coming back with even more layers of racism so thick you wont even know that I'm referring to jews when I say shnieder lens”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 10, 2020

“ hiring a PI to dig up ♥♥♥♥ on other steam curator pages so when the sun blows up and there is no longer an earth, the last evidence of the human race is our sorry excuse of a video game review group”

Khuyên dùng: 18 Tháng 10, 2020

Khuyên dùng: 28 Tháng 09, 2020

Khuyên dùng: 24 Tháng 09, 2020

“need to steal my wife's ADHD medicine so I can start pumping out reviews more constantly or else the demons in my head start calling me a soy coomsumer”

$34.99

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 09, 2020

“Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief”

Khuyên dùng: 22 Tháng 09, 2020

“I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

Khuyên dùng: 16 Tháng 09, 2020

“Scientists examine my donated body only to find it unsuitable for experimentation. They throw it in the break room fridge as a practical joke and throw me in the garbage at the end of the week.”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“This is the only way I can feel true power. The cuck cage is choking my penis to the point that its nothing more than a blacked stub. nothing more than a burnt out match. Where can I recover? nowhere”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“Sometimes the only true victory one can find is survival, when your mom forgets where you are in the target gaming section when the 19 yr old worker starts rubbing your shoulders saying "It'll be ok"”

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 09, 2020

“You think I find it enjoyable to create a family tree consisting of failsons and incest, a crockpot of genetic runoff until my great great granddaughter just pushes out a perfectly round ball of flesh”

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 07, 2020

“No words can express the RAW THRILL of driving through a figure eight and getting T-BONED by another car at full speed, closing my eyes and imaging my life snapping away from me without thought”

-70%

$4.49

Khuyên dùng: 5 Tháng 06, 2020

$44.99

Khuyên dùng: 31 Tháng 05, 2020

“OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL”

Khuyên dùng: 21 Tháng 05, 2020

“Training my squad members to be "Wholesome 100" by having them suck off the training dummies”

$12.99

Khuyên dùng: 10 Tháng 05, 2020

“Can't go a day without that good ol' cup o mud, yup can't wait to drink me up some of that good ol' day starter liquid, mmmm that nice cup of warm ♥♥♥♥, liquid gold, nector of the GODS”

Khuyên dùng: 10 Tháng 05, 2020

“need to make the nude mod offical or else I don't feel moral jerking off to this game”

Khuyên dùng: 10 Tháng 05, 2020

“*THIS REVIEW IS FOR ODAMA, NOT ZACCARIA PINBALL* Odama is amazing, probably the best game on the gamecube, deep mechanics along with addictive gameplay. Whoever doesn't rec this game is a fool”

Khuyên dùng: 9 Tháng 05, 2020

“not as good as Odama, but ♥♥♥♥ it if this is the only pinball game on steam I will have to sacrifice my sanity for this ♥♥♥♥”

Khuyên dùng: 19 Tháng 04, 2020

“THis is not OK”

-80%

$16.99

$3.39

Khuyên dùng: 29 Tháng 03, 2020

“For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left”

$0.99

Khuyên dùng: 29 Tháng 03, 2020

“I know a guy name kyle and hes nothing like this, hes a convicted sex pest”

Khuyên dùng: 29 Tháng 03, 2020

“This review is a confession”

Khuyên dùng: 29 Tháng 03, 2020

“♥♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥♥ call it a brap smear”

$34.99

Khuyên dùng: 27 Tháng 03, 2020

“This game is the window to the soul. My wife has named every slave after me and has removed their arms, legs, tongues, eyes, kidneys, lungs, and turned them into walking scar tissue beasts.”

-50%

Khuyên dùng: 25 Tháng 03, 2020

“Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic”

Đánh giá mới đăng gần đây

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS”

$399.00

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

$41.99

Khuyên dùng: 13 Tháng 12, 2024

$44.99

Khuyên dùng: 15 Tháng 10, 2022

Khuyên dùng: 7 Tháng 06, 2023

“my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

$8.99

Khuyên dùng: 19 Tháng 09, 2024

“unbelievable graphics”

Khuyên dùng: 17 Tháng 06, 2022

“I asked my wife for a Footjob and all she did was kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥.”