Steam kurátor: Just some guys playing video games

Just some guys playing video games

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Gaming is a mental illness, and I'm off my meds :steamLabia:

Népszerű értékelések

$399.00

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 ”

Ingyenesen játszható

Ajánlott 2020. április 23.

„Hey boss, can we review this game? No? Oh okay.”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

„the kind of person who plays this is the same kind of person that wears "Thrasher" T-Shirts, while going to walmart, hanging out with guys 12 years younger than him.”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„You really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think I have the time to do homework just to play a game, no thanks, I'll go back to sucking on my frozen sticks of ground beef while stomping on my wife's precious porcelain”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 21.

„I play this game just like a real cop would. I laugh with my buddies as I brutalize people I've already arrested and throw them down stairs. I let active shooters kill everyone before entering a house”

VR támogatott

Ingyenesen játszható

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

„The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone”

Ingyenesen játszható

Ajánlott 2020. május 9.

„What is this game? I think i tried it for like 10 minutes and I thought my brain got fried from doing so many whipits after Ween concerts but after looking deeper I figured out I'm just retarde d”

-67%

$24.99

$8.24

Ajánlott 2020. március 25.

„I could not get the game to run, but the fast paced gameplay of Bejeweled Blitz has provided me with hours of distraction from my hungry children. The simple, yet deep, gameplay loop keeps you begging”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. június 7.

„my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

Ingyenesen játszható

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„played two games, came second, due to my team deciding that dying would be better for my ego than to let me ascend to godhood and my ego melts into the sea and I am no more”

Kaland

$15.99

Ajánlott január 5.

„I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

VR támogatott

$9.99

Ajánlott 2024. augusztus 22.

„Spooky idea: kiss your male best friend”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. november 20.

„only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2023. november 20.

„if Luffy was real, he'd make a gum gum ♥♥♥♥♥ and let all his homie crew send him backshots till hes dripping with seed”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. június 7.

„my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2023. június 2.

„Sneet Fitter Sex”

$9.99

Ajánlott 2023. május 30.

„if I saw a hedgehog irl Id hit it over thhe head wit a big hammer and collect the coins out of it”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

„oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building”

$24.99

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

„If my co-worker brings up Frank Zappa one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I'm bring my heat to the office, and after that, the news won't even feel comfortable covering what I'm going to do to him.”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

„Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2023. március 18.

„Video games aren't doing it for me anymore, my anger is holy and will not be confined to digital media anymore, someone, please meet me at the address below, we will battle with weapons of my choosing”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. március 18.

„They made Sonic political in this one, 15 minutes in, he looks at the camera and goes "Google Operation Timber Sycamore!"”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2023. március 18.

„I said it once, I'll say it again, Pirates and Vikings were their era's antifa, fighting against oppression by the patriarchal world order but I guess ya'll just aint ready for that discussion”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. március 18.

„Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2023. január 27.

„I'd rather suck ona dude's big throbbing member, licking every inch of it, fullfilling his every need, giving him the most thunderous head hes ever had, putting my heart and soul into mastering his di”

$14.99

Ajánlott 2023. január 5.

„Nothing could possibly make me happier than knowing that this game is ruined forever by the presence of women in this game women objectively make everything worse, I should know I'm trans!”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2023. január 5.

„I want to grab cloud by his spiky hair and toss him into a vat of acid, he'd melt away like cotton candy in water”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2023. január 5.

„I could tell Crash read the 12 rules for life, his upright posture, his refusal to take no for an answer, and his amazingly rendered un-circumsized peni-s made my jaw DROP! bravo to the dev team!”

VR támogatott

$29.99

Ajánlott 2022. október 13.

„47, be careful, the ex-prime minister of Japan might look under protected, but don't let your guard down. See if you can put on a disguise and find an improvised weapon lying around, do not disappoint”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2022. október 7.

„I'm grounded from having sex from my wife”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2022. szeptember 16.

„I swing a brick into your head, right above your right eye, I break bone and knock you unto the ground. Your vision is blurred due to the tears in your eyes, another bash of my brick, blackness, muff”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2022. augusztus 26.

„babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

„My brain whipped and snapped as my Ford Taurus wraps itself around the trunk of a tree, while I'm ejaculating in my wife's mouth, as she was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ while I was driving, distracting me.B itch.”

Ingyenes

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

„Lost fart”

-40%

$29.99

$17.99

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

„I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 21.

„Is this real”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 19.

„a SEVERE lack of ORC ♥♥♥♥♥”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„COOL AWESOME, I GET TO PAY 49.69 FOR A GAME I CAN LITERALLY DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME ONLINE FOR FREE ON AN EMULATOR. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SQUARE ENIX THINK THEY'RE DOING, DO THEY NOT USE THE INTERNET”

$24.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„COME ON DEVOLVER, HOW ABOUT YOU START PUBLISHING BRAVE RELEASES, LIKE MY REPTILE FURRY 3D DATING SIM WITH VR SUPPORT AND ROTATING TREADMILL. GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„cOOL I get to play a game with the guy who sang that pizza song can go "LAL AA LAA ALAAA LAALA LA AL ALAA LALAA" Awesome, I love that”

$24.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS”

$9.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„Everytime you sacrifice a Guide Doll, he experiences the pain of burning alive slowly for 8,000 years (time is dilated for guides 1 minute on earth = 20 years for Guides"”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 20.

„Shenmue III is just like Shenmue I and Shenmue II, only there is even less asian people in this game, and no I don't consider (((Chinamen))) to be asian, and you shouldn't either.”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 20.

„imagine if there were 7 shenmue games, with a total time devoted to plot not even reaching an hour, while the other 800 hours are for gatchapon and space harrier”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 12.

„Listen, don't think that they didn't include rape because of some political correction, Pirates never committed rape, they were anti-rape communists who respected each other's pronouns”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„Airing out my frustrations about how my 4Loko isn't giving me the needed power to fight off the hordes of cops bearing down on my position in the walmart parking lot, no matter, ill go out with a bang”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

-67%

$29.99

$9.89

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

$1.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„I grasp my wife by her fragile neck. she gasps for air, I slap her so hard she becomes unconscious, I take my bounty I've earned and nothing can stop me. Not god, nor the state, or chuch can judge me”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 12.

„Dr eggman? how come they always come up with the dumbest names for villians, how about real villian names, like Epstein? or weinstein?”

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 12.

„Riffing off my own jokes at my ex-wife's wedding. My best friend asks me if I'm still seeing a doctor. "Oh, Dr. Peanut?" I choke out between stuffing my face with top soil. I laugh, choking on dirt.”

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 12.

„I will wither away in this hell of my own creation. When I'm gone from this plane, I will mourn the day I meet the twisted being behind the machinations of my life.”

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 28.

„Between run-n-gun and boss rush gameplay, Cuphead has a little something for everyone. Gorgeous hand drawn animations pair with a memorable swing soundtrack to bring the game's characters to life.”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 22.

„I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 22.

„my feeling on scalies is a mix up between wanting to walk into a home depot and nailing myself to a DIY crucifix, and getting into an argument with my dad about zionism”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„mafia is just antifa for Italians”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„get a big chungus back tattoo to show off to my pledge brother that I am epic”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„YOU THINK I'M GONNA PLAY A GAME WHERE I PLAY AS A BROAD? WRONG AGAIN MEDIA ELITE, I'M GOING TO RETURN TO MY MAN CAVE AND EXPLAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME TO MY WIFE WHY SOUNDING IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL FETISH”

$24.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this anymore”

Ingyenes

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„Imagining a world where gaming didn't exist, where I can walk outside without being targeted by the police for wearing "game, eat, sleep, repeat" shirt”

Akciós

-67%

$24.99

$8.24

Ajánlott 2020. március 25.

-30%

$59.99

$41.99

Ajánlott 2024. december 13.

„Let me put this in terms an American can understand: It's like if a burger was going to black friday at macy's but you left your wallet at home and the staff is trying to eject you for the "incident".”

-40%

$29.99

$17.99

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

„I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies”

-50%

$9.99

$4.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 25.

„Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic”

-70%

$14.99

$4.49

Ajánlott 2020. június 5.

„If you don't have friends to play this its okay, I don't have any friends either. Might as well call this Golf! HAHA No friends haha none at all! can't call it golf with friends without any friends! h”

-67%

$29.99

$9.89

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

-84%

$89.99

$14.39

Ajánlott 2020. május 10.

„NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM BEING "TOO HORNY"”

-55%

$19.99

$8.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 24.

„What are you an idiot? I dont want to play a goose, I want to play as something cool like a sex offender or a wizzward”

-25%

$14.99

$11.24

Ajánlott 2023. november 20.

„I didn't think they'd do it but they really did send pinkertons to our office building and stormed our bathrooms and having gay sex with us all, you might've seen it in the newspaper it was big news”

-80%

$16.99

$3.39

Ajánlott 2020. március 29.

„For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left”

-60%

$24.99

$9.99

Ajánlott 2020. augusztus 1.

„"Time only moves when you move" I mutter to myself while jacking off in slow motion in the Target electronics aisle. My bloody penis in hand, I fire off three shots into my ex wife, then disappear”

-45%

$4.99

$2.74

Ajánlott 2020. május 13.

„I don't give a s hit about the "CANCEL CULTURE" in steam curator, you cannot, and should not fuc k frogs, no matter how sexy they are modeled. I will only make one exception, my DMs are now open”

-45%

$4.99

$2.74

Ajánlott 2020. május 13.

„I love playing this game when my wife is out with the girls, the perfect game to unwind to before i finally build up the courage to put the barrel of my 12 gauge in my mouth and kiss my as s goodbye!!”

-75%

$12.99

$3.24

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME PLEASE KILL ME SHOOT ME IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAND THIS BRAIN IN HERE I NEED THIS ♥♥♥♥ SPLATTERED ON THE WALL, I DONT WANT TO THINK I DONT WANT TO THINK I DONT”

-30%

$9.99

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 18.

„Think running a coffee shop is hard? try fixing your failing marriage for the 5th year straight, getting into arguments every damn day about how you're spending too much money on steam Tycoon games”

Szimuláció

$15.99

Ajánlott január 5.

„I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

$14.99

Ajánlott 2024. január 25.

„I'm broken beyond belief, and I'm enjoying every second of it”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2023. november 20.

„I give my orders to my next of kin, if i were to die in battle and my body recovered, to scatter my ashes across the BK front door in protest against their stagnant quality of food in the last 8 years”

Ingyenes

Ajánlott 2023. május 16.

„I love making my sim have one thats not long, but just really really thick”

VR támogatott

Ingyenesen játszható

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

$24.99

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

$44.99

Ajánlott 2022. október 15.

„Doin feudal ♥♥♥♥ and requiring that every coal mine worker must let me lay with his wife while he's working. When he gets home and his wife leaves for the mine, I must be able to pleasure him. Balance”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2022. augusztus 26.

„babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

$59.99

Ajánlott 2022. július 22.

$17.99

Ajánlott 2021. március 31.

„Feeding my year old daughter screws and her own feces to make her a better gamer”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2021. január 16.

„Joining the Army because the government will only let me kill people in other countries”

$24.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 20.

„Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs”

$9.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 12.

„I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. november 9.

„go ahead steam, ban me, no matter what you do I'll always be coming back with even more layers of racism so thick you wont even know that I'm referring to jews when I say shnieder lens”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 18.

„ hiring a PI to dig up ♥♥♥♥ on other steam curator pages so when the sun blows up and there is no longer an earth, the last evidence of the human race is our sorry excuse of a video game review group”

-30%

$9.99

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. október 18.

$6.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 28.

$49.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 24.

„need to steal my wife's ADHD medicine so I can start pumping out reviews more constantly or else the demons in my head start calling me a soy coomsumer”

$34.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 22.

„Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 22.

„I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 16.

„Scientists examine my donated body only to find it unsuitable for experimentation. They throw it in the break room fridge as a practical joke and throw me in the garbage at the end of the week.”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„This is the only way I can feel true power. The cuck cage is choking my penis to the point that its nothing more than a blacked stub. nothing more than a burnt out match. Where can I recover? nowhere”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„Sometimes the only true victory one can find is survival, when your mom forgets where you are in the target gaming section when the 19 yr old worker starts rubbing your shoulders saying "It'll be ok"”

$49.99

Ajánlott 2020. szeptember 15.

„You think I find it enjoyable to create a family tree consisting of failsons and incest, a crockpot of genetic runoff until my great great granddaughter just pushes out a perfectly round ball of flesh”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. július 13.

„No words can express the RAW THRILL of driving through a figure eight and getting T-BONED by another car at full speed, closing my eyes and imaging my life snapping away from me without thought”

-70%

$14.99

$4.49

Ajánlott 2020. június 5.

$44.99

Ajánlott 2020. május 31.

„OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2020. május 21.

„Training my squad members to be "Wholesome 100" by having them suck off the training dummies”

$12.99

Ajánlott 2020. május 10.

„Can't go a day without that good ol' cup o mud, yup can't wait to drink me up some of that good ol' day starter liquid, mmmm that nice cup of warm ♥♥♥♥, liquid gold, nector of the GODS”

$14.99

Ajánlott 2020. május 10.

„need to make the nude mod offical or else I don't feel moral jerking off to this game”

VR támogatott

Ingyenes

Ajánlott 2020. május 10.

„*THIS REVIEW IS FOR ODAMA, NOT ZACCARIA PINBALL* Odama is amazing, probably the best game on the gamecube, deep mechanics along with addictive gameplay. Whoever doesn't rec this game is a fool”

Ajánlott 2020. május 9.

„not as good as Odama, but ♥♥♥♥ it if this is the only pinball game on steam I will have to sacrifice my sanity for this ♥♥♥♥”

$4.99

Ajánlott 2020. április 19.

„THis is not OK”

-80%

$16.99

$3.39

Ajánlott 2020. március 29.

„For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left”

$0.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 29.

„I know a guy name kyle and hes nothing like this, hes a convicted sex pest”

$39.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 29.

„This review is a confession”

$9.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 29.

„♥♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥♥ call it a brap smear”

$34.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 27.

„This game is the window to the soul. My wife has named every slave after me and has removed their arms, legs, tongues, eyes, kidneys, lungs, and turned them into walking scar tissue beasts.”

-50%

$9.99

$4.99

Ajánlott 2020. március 25.

„Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic”

Frissen közzétett értékelések

$24.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS”

$399.00

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

-30%

$59.99

$41.99

Ajánlott 2024. december 13.

$44.99

Ajánlott 2022. október 15.

$59.99

Ajánlott 2023. június 7.

„my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

VR támogatott

$8.99

Ajánlott 2024. szeptember 19.

„unbelievable graphics”

$19.99

Ajánlott 2022. június 17.

„I asked my wife for a Footjob and all she did was kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥.”

$29.99

Ajánlott 2023. április 8.

„oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building”