Curador Steam: Just some guys playing video games

Recomendou 23 de abril de 2020

"Hey boss, can we review this game? No? Oh okay."

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

$399.00

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 "

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

"the kind of person who plays this is the same kind of person that wears "Thrasher" T-Shirts, while going to walmart, hanging out with guys 12 years younger than him."

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids"

Recomendou 9 de maio de 2020

"What is this game? I think i tried it for like 10 minutes and I thought my brain got fried from doing so many whipits after Ween concerts but after looking deeper I figured out I'm just retarde d"

Recomendou 18 de outubro de 2020

"Only sex offenders play this game"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone"

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

"played two games, came second, due to my team deciding that dying would be better for my ego than to let me ascend to godhood and my ego melts into the sea and I am no more"

Recomendou 10 de maio de 2020

"MOBA's give you the mark of Cain, this game is no exception."

Aventura

$15.99

Recomendou 5 de janeiro

"I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer "

Recomendou 22 de agosto de 2024

"Spooky idea: kiss your male best friend"

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2023

"if Luffy was real, he'd make a gum gum ♥♥♥♥♥ and let all his homie crew send him backshots till hes dripping with seed"

Recomendou 7 de junho de 2023

"my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him"

Recomendou 2 de junho de 2023

"Sneet Fitter Sex"

Recomendou 30 de maio de 2023

"if I saw a hedgehog irl Id hit it over thhe head wit a big hammer and collect the coins out of it"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"If my co-worker brings up Frank Zappa one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I'm bring my heat to the office, and after that, the news won't even feel comfortable covering what I'm going to do to him."

Recomendou 18 de março de 2023

"Video games aren't doing it for me anymore, my anger is holy and will not be confined to digital media anymore, someone, please meet me at the address below, we will battle with weapons of my choosing"

Recomendou 18 de março de 2023

"They made Sonic political in this one, 15 minutes in, he looks at the camera and goes "Google Operation Timber Sycamore!""

Recomendou 18 de março de 2023

"I said it once, I'll say it again, Pirates and Vikings were their era's antifa, fighting against oppression by the patriarchal world order but I guess ya'll just aint ready for that discussion"

-80%

$11.99

Recomendou 18 de março de 2023

"Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos"

Recomendou 27 de janeiro de 2023

"I'd rather suck ona dude's big throbbing member, licking every inch of it, fullfilling his every need, giving him the most thunderous head hes ever had, putting my heart and soul into mastering his di"

Recomendou 5 de janeiro de 2023

"Nothing could possibly make me happier than knowing that this game is ruined forever by the presence of women in this game women objectively make everything worse, I should know I'm trans!"

Recomendou 5 de janeiro de 2023

"I want to grab cloud by his spiky hair and toss him into a vat of acid, he'd melt away like cotton candy in water"

Recomendou 5 de janeiro de 2023

"I could tell Crash read the 12 rules for life, his upright posture, his refusal to take no for an answer, and his amazingly rendered un-circumsized peni-s made my jaw DROP! bravo to the dev team!"

Recomendou 13 de outubro de 2022

"47, be careful, the ex-prime minister of Japan might look under protected, but don't let your guard down. See if you can put on a disguise and find an improvised weapon lying around, do not disappoint"

Recomendou 7 de outubro de 2022

"I'm grounded from having sex from my wife"

Recomendou 16 de setembro de 2022

"I swing a brick into your head, right above your right eye, I break bone and knock you unto the ground. Your vision is blurred due to the tears in your eyes, another bash of my brick, blackness, muff"

Recomendou 26 de agosto de 2022

"babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)"

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

"My brain whipped and snapped as my Ford Taurus wraps itself around the trunk of a tree, while I'm ejaculating in my wife's mouth, as she was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ while I was driving, distracting me.B itch."

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

"Lost fart"

$17.99

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

"I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies"

Recomendou 21 de junho de 2022

"Is this real"

Recomendou 19 de junho de 2022

"a SEVERE lack of ORC ♥♥♥♥♥"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"COOL AWESOME, I GET TO PAY 49.69 FOR A GAME I CAN LITERALLY DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME ONLINE FOR FREE ON AN EMULATOR. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SQUARE ENIX THINK THEY'RE DOING, DO THEY NOT USE THE INTERNET"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"COME ON DEVOLVER, HOW ABOUT YOU START PUBLISHING BRAVE RELEASES, LIKE MY REPTILE FURRY 3D DATING SIM WITH VR SUPPORT AND ROTATING TREADMILL. GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"cOOL I get to play a game with the guy who sang that pizza song can go "LAL AA LAA ALAAA LAALA LA AL ALAA LALAA" Awesome, I love that"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"Everytime you sacrifice a Guide Doll, he experiences the pain of burning alive slowly for 8,000 years (time is dilated for guides 1 minute on earth = 20 years for Guides""

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2020

"Shenmue III is just like Shenmue I and Shenmue II, only there is even less asian people in this game, and no I don't consider (((Chinamen))) to be asian, and you shouldn't either."

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2020

"imagine if there were 7 shenmue games, with a total time devoted to plot not even reaching an hour, while the other 800 hours are for gatchapon and space harrier"

Recomendou 12 de novembro de 2020

"Listen, don't think that they didn't include rape because of some political correction, Pirates never committed rape, they were anti-rape communists who respected each other's pronouns"

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

"Airing out my frustrations about how my 4Loko isn't giving me the needed power to fight off the hordes of cops bearing down on my position in the walmart parking lot, no matter, ill go out with a bang"

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

"You really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think I have the time to do homework just to play a game, no thanks, I'll go back to sucking on my frozen sticks of ground beef while stomping on my wife's precious porcelain"

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

""It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!""

$1.99

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

"I grasp my wife by her fragile neck. she gasps for air, I slap her so hard she becomes unconscious, I take my bounty I've earned and nothing can stop me. Not god, nor the state, or chuch can judge me"

Recomendou 12 de outubro de 2020

"Dr eggman? how come they always come up with the dumbest names for villians, how about real villian names, like Epstein? or weinstein?"

Recomendou 12 de outubro de 2020

"Riffing off my own jokes at my ex-wife's wedding. My best friend asks me if I'm still seeing a doctor. "Oh, Dr. Peanut?" I choke out between stuffing my face with top soil. I laugh, choking on dirt."

Recomendou 12 de outubro de 2020

"I will wither away in this hell of my own creation. When I'm gone from this plane, I will mourn the day I meet the twisted being behind the machinations of my life."

Recomendou 28 de setembro de 2020

"Between run-n-gun and boss rush gameplay, Cuphead has a little something for everyone. Gorgeous hand drawn animations pair with a memorable swing soundtrack to bring the game's characters to life."

Recomendou 22 de setembro de 2020

"I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives."

Recomendou 22 de setembro de 2020

"my feeling on scalies is a mix up between wanting to walk into a home depot and nailing myself to a DIY crucifix, and getting into an argument with my dad about zionism"

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"mafia is just antifa for Italians"

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"get a big chungus back tattoo to show off to my pledge brother that I am epic"

-85%

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"YOU THINK I'M GONNA PLAY A GAME WHERE I PLAY AS A BROAD? WRONG AGAIN MEDIA ELITE, I'M GOING TO RETURN TO MY MAN CAVE AND EXPLAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME TO MY WIFE WHY SOUNDING IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL FETISH"

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this anymore"

Gratuito

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"Imagining a world where gaming didn't exist, where I can walk outside without being targeted by the police for wearing "game, eat, sleep, repeat" shirt"

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"Never in my wildest dreams did I think Detroit, the best city in the United States,nay, THe WORLD, would get an adaptation in my favorite medium.GAMING. the only state where AIPAC is outlawed godbless"

Em promoção

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids"

Recomendou 12 de novembro de 2020

"phasomophobia? sorry man I'm just regular racist"

Gratuito

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"The second best borderlands, claptrap is as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as ever, you find out jack is actually good and you are the bad guy, I have not played this game, I have only read the wiki and now I need funkpops"

Recomendou 13 de outubro de 2022

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

""It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!""

-70%

$13.49

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"I'm gonna be straightforward, they didn't make this game. Buy it and find out."

-75%

$6.24

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2020

"Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs"

-80%

$11.99

Recomendou 18 de março de 2023

"Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos"

-75%

$2.49

Recomendou 9 de maio de 2020

"THis game makes me PISS my PANTS everytime I play it if I even see the Sans Font I break down crying and can't function for the rest of the day, WHAT the ♥♥♥♥ am I supposed TO do NOW? I HAVE NO FAMILY"

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2020

"sending my coworker to fight ISIS as a member of the Kurdish Peshmurga. Two weeks later I see him on liveleak having sex with 4 different indistinct piles of sand he keeps calling "ابن القرد"."

$17.99

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

"I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies"

Recomendou 25 de março de 2020

"Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic"

-66%

$8.49

Recomendou 24 de março de 2020

"It's like if Uno! Attack and Uno! Dominos had a delicious ivory skinned child"

-85%

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

$34.99

$17.49

Recomendou 22 de setembro de 2020

"Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief"

-25%

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"How about instead of Tales from the Borderlands, it was Tales from the Burgerlands, and you eat burgers mmmmmmmmmmm burrrgers, second best writing out of the series but still cringey reddit haha humor"

$4.99

$2.99

Recomendou 31 de julho de 2020

"Nothing better than cracking open a beer and letting Paul from accounting do all the work! Man the cuck life sure is good!"

Recomendou 12 de novembro de 2020

"I'm in the middle of a state fair, my hand is bleeding and the carny is screaming at me that I'm bad for business, but he doesn't understand advertising, its the mystery people love, I will give"

-60%

$3.99

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"I don't have UNO so go ♥♥♥♥ off. Everyone has UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it came free with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xbox. I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man. No you don't, I bought mine on day one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

-70%

$7.49

Recomendou 3 de junho de 2020

"God Overgorger is so big and fat I bet he loves to eat used diapers and I would love to be clean every inch of him with my tongue."

Recomendou 31 de maio de 2020

"MEgaMan, otherwise known as COCKMAN in northamerica was created by genetist hoping to create the perfect human, however they mistakenly included cacausian DNA and thus a wimpy BETA nu Male WAS BRON"

Simulação

$15.99

Recomendou 5 de janeiro

"I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer "

Recomendou 25 de janeiro de 2024

"I'm broken beyond belief, and I'm enjoying every second of it"

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2023

"I give my orders to my next of kin, if i were to die in battle and my body recovered, to scatter my ashes across the BK front door in protest against their stagnant quality of food in the last 8 years"

Recomendou 16 de maio de 2023

"I love making my sim have one thats not long, but just really really thick"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone"

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

Recomendou 15 de outubro de 2022

"Doin feudal ♥♥♥♥ and requiring that every coal mine worker must let me lay with his wife while he's working. When he gets home and his wife leaves for the mine, I must be able to pleasure him. Balance"

Recomendou 26 de agosto de 2022

"babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)"

Recomendou 22 de julho de 2022

$17.99

Recomendou 31 de março de 2021

"Feeding my year old daughter screws and her own feces to make her a better gamer"

Recomendou 16 de janeiro de 2021

"Joining the Army because the government will only let me kill people in other countries"

-75%

$6.24

Recomendou 20 de novembro de 2020

"Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs"

Recomendou 12 de novembro de 2020

"I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time"

Recomendou 9 de novembro de 2020

"go ahead steam, ban me, no matter what you do I'll always be coming back with even more layers of racism so thick you wont even know that I'm referring to jews when I say shnieder lens"

Recomendou 18 de outubro de 2020

" hiring a PI to dig up ♥♥♥♥ on other steam curator pages so when the sun blows up and there is no longer an earth, the last evidence of the human race is our sorry excuse of a video game review group"

-30%

Recomendou 18 de outubro de 2020

"Think running a coffee shop is hard? try fixing your failing marriage for the 5th year straight, getting into arguments every damn day about how you're spending too much money on steam Tycoon games"

Recomendou 28 de setembro de 2020

"Between run-n-gun and boss rush gameplay, Cuphead has a little something for everyone. Gorgeous hand drawn animations pair with a memorable swing soundtrack to bring the game's characters to life."

Recomendou 24 de setembro de 2020

"need to steal my wife's ADHD medicine so I can start pumping out reviews more constantly or else the demons in my head start calling me a soy coomsumer"

$34.99

$17.49

Recomendou 22 de setembro de 2020

"Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief"

Recomendou 22 de setembro de 2020

"I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives."

Recomendou 16 de setembro de 2020

"Scientists examine my donated body only to find it unsuitable for experimentation. They throw it in the break room fridge as a practical joke and throw me in the garbage at the end of the week."

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"This is the only way I can feel true power. The cuck cage is choking my penis to the point that its nothing more than a blacked stub. nothing more than a burnt out match. Where can I recover? nowhere"

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"Sometimes the only true victory one can find is survival, when your mom forgets where you are in the target gaming section when the 19 yr old worker starts rubbing your shoulders saying "It'll be ok""

Recomendou 15 de setembro de 2020

"You think I find it enjoyable to create a family tree consisting of failsons and incest, a crockpot of genetic runoff until my great great granddaughter just pushes out a perfectly round ball of flesh"

Recomendou 13 de julho de 2020

"No words can express the RAW THRILL of driving through a figure eight and getting T-BONED by another car at full speed, closing my eyes and imaging my life snapping away from me without thought"

Recomendou 5 de junho de 2020

"If you don't have friends to play this its okay, I don't have any friends either. Might as well call this Golf! HAHA No friends haha none at all! can't call it golf with friends without any friends! h"

Recomendou 31 de maio de 2020

"OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL"

Recomendou 21 de maio de 2020

"Training my squad members to be "Wholesome 100" by having them suck off the training dummies"

$12.99

Recomendou 10 de maio de 2020

"Can't go a day without that good ol' cup o mud, yup can't wait to drink me up some of that good ol' day starter liquid, mmmm that nice cup of warm ♥♥♥♥, liquid gold, nector of the GODS"

Recomendou 10 de maio de 2020

"need to make the nude mod offical or else I don't feel moral jerking off to this game"

Recomendou 10 de maio de 2020

"*THIS REVIEW IS FOR ODAMA, NOT ZACCARIA PINBALL* Odama is amazing, probably the best game on the gamecube, deep mechanics along with addictive gameplay. Whoever doesn't rec this game is a fool"

Recomendou 9 de maio de 2020

"not as good as Odama, but ♥♥♥♥ it if this is the only pinball game on steam I will have to sacrifice my sanity for this ♥♥♥♥"

$4.99

Recomendou 19 de abril de 2020

"THis is not OK"

$16.99

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left"

$0.99

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"I know a guy name kyle and hes nothing like this, hes a convicted sex pest"

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"This review is a confession"

Recomendou 29 de março de 2020

"♥♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥♥ call it a brap smear"

$34.99

Recomendou 27 de março de 2020

"This game is the window to the soul. My wife has named every slave after me and has removed their arms, legs, tongues, eyes, kidneys, lungs, and turned them into walking scar tissue beasts."

Recomendou 25 de março de 2020

"Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic"

Análises de lançamentos

$399.00

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 "

Recomendou 13 de dezembro de 2024

"Let me put this in terms an American can understand: It's like if a burger was going to black friday at macy's but you left your wallet at home and the staff is trying to eject you for the "incident"."

Recomendou 15 de outubro de 2022

Recomendou 7 de junho de 2023

"my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him"

$8.99

Recomendou 19 de setembro de 2024

"unbelievable graphics"

Recomendou 17 de junho de 2022

"I asked my wife for a Footjob and all she did was kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥."

Recomendou 8 de abril de 2023

"oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building"

Recomendou 5 de janeiro

"I have nasty thoughts about that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown"

Recomendou 21 de junho de 2022

"I play this game just like a real cop would. I laugh with my buddies as I brutalize people I've already arrested and throw them down stairs. I let active shooters kill everyone before entering a house"