Steam-Kurator: Just some guys playing video games

Empfohlen 20. November 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

$399.00

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 "

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

"the kind of person who plays this is the same kind of person that wears "Thrasher" T-Shirts, while going to walmart, hanging out with guys 12 years younger than him."

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone"

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

"played two games, came second, due to my team deciding that dying would be better for my ego than to let me ascend to godhood and my ego melts into the sea and I am no more"

Empfohlen 10. Mai 2020

"MOBA's give you the mark of Cain, this game is no exception."

Abenteuer

$15.99

Empfohlen 20. November 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

Empfohlen 20. November 2023

"if Luffy was real, he'd make a gum gum ♥♥♥♥♥ and let all his homie crew send him backshots till hes dripping with seed"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"If my co-worker brings up Frank Zappa one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I'm bring my heat to the office, and after that, the news won't even feel comfortable covering what I'm going to do to him."

$49.99

Empfohlen 18. März 2023

"Video games aren't doing it for me anymore, my anger is holy and will not be confined to digital media anymore, someone, please meet me at the address below, we will battle with weapons of my choosing"

Empfohlen 18. März 2023

"They made Sonic political in this one, 15 minutes in, he looks at the camera and goes "Google Operation Timber Sycamore!""

Empfohlen 18. März 2023

"I said it once, I'll say it again, Pirates and Vikings were their era's antifa, fighting against oppression by the patriarchal world order but I guess ya'll just aint ready for that discussion"

-80%

$11.99

Empfohlen 18. März 2023

"Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos"

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

"My brain whipped and snapped as my Ford Taurus wraps itself around the trunk of a tree, while I'm ejaculating in my wife's mouth, as she was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ while I was driving, distracting me.B itch."

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

"Lost fart"

$17.99

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

"I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies"

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"COOL AWESOME, I GET TO PAY 49.69 FOR A GAME I CAN LITERALLY DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME ONLINE FOR FREE ON AN EMULATOR. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SQUARE ENIX THINK THEY'RE DOING, DO THEY NOT USE THE INTERNET"

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"COME ON DEVOLVER, HOW ABOUT YOU START PUBLISHING BRAVE RELEASES, LIKE MY REPTILE FURRY 3D DATING SIM WITH VR SUPPORT AND ROTATING TREADMILL. GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT"

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"cOOL I get to play a game with the guy who sang that pizza song can go "LAL AA LAA ALAAA LAALA LA AL ALAA LALAA" Awesome, I love that"

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS"

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"Everytime you sacrifice a Guide Doll, he experiences the pain of burning alive slowly for 8,000 years (time is dilated for guides 1 minute on earth = 20 years for Guides""

Empfohlen 20. November 2020

"Shenmue III is just like Shenmue I and Shenmue II, only there is even less asian people in this game, and no I don't consider (((Chinamen))) to be asian, and you shouldn't either."

Empfohlen 20. November 2020

"imagine if there were 7 shenmue games, with a total time devoted to plot not even reaching an hour, while the other 800 hours are for gatchapon and space harrier"

Empfohlen 12. November 2020

"Listen, don't think that they didn't include rape because of some political correction, Pirates never committed rape, they were anti-rape communists who respected each other's pronouns"

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

"Airing out my frustrations about how my 4Loko isn't giving me the needed power to fight off the hordes of cops bearing down on my position in the walmart parking lot, no matter, ill go out with a bang"

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

"You really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think I have the time to do homework just to play a game, no thanks, I'll go back to sucking on my frozen sticks of ground beef while stomping on my wife's precious porcelain"

-67%

$9.89

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

""It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!""

$1.99

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

"I grasp my wife by her fragile neck. she gasps for air, I slap her so hard she becomes unconscious, I take my bounty I've earned and nothing can stop me. Not god, nor the state, or chuch can judge me"

Empfohlen 22. September 2020

"I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives."

Empfohlen 22. September 2020

"my feeling on scalies is a mix up between wanting to walk into a home depot and nailing myself to a DIY crucifix, and getting into an argument with my dad about zionism"

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"mafia is just antifa for Italians"

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"get a big chungus back tattoo to show off to my pledge brother that I am epic"

-85%

$5.99

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"YOU THINK I'M GONNA PLAY A GAME WHERE I PLAY AS A BROAD? WRONG AGAIN MEDIA ELITE, I'M GOING TO RETURN TO MY MAN CAVE AND EXPLAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME TO MY WIFE WHY SOUNDING IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL FETISH"

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this anymore"

Kostenlos

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"Imagining a world where gaming didn't exist, where I can walk outside without being targeted by the police for wearing "game, eat, sleep, repeat" shirt"

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"Never in my wildest dreams did I think Detroit, the best city in the United States,nay, THe WORLD, would get an adaptation in my favorite medium.GAMING. the only state where AIPAC is outlawed godbless"

Angebote

Empfohlen 20. November 2023

"only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids"

Empfohlen 12. November 2020

"phasomophobia? sorry man I'm just regular racist"

Kostenlos

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"The second best borderlands, claptrap is as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as ever, you find out jack is actually good and you are the bad guy, I have not played this game, I have only read the wiki and now I need funkpops"

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

""It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!""

-70%

$44.99

$13.49

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"I'm gonna be straightforward, they didn't make this game. Buy it and find out."

-75%

$6.24

Empfohlen 20. November 2020

"Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs"

-80%

$11.99

Empfohlen 18. März 2023

"Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos"

-75%

$2.49

Empfohlen 20. November 2020

"sending my coworker to fight ISIS as a member of the Kurdish Peshmurga. Two weeks later I see him on liveleak having sex with 4 different indistinct piles of sand he keeps calling "ابن القرد"."

$17.99

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

"I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies"

$5.99

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

$34.99

$17.49

Empfohlen 22. September 2020

"Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief"

-25%

$14.99

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"How about instead of Tales from the Borderlands, it was Tales from the Burgerlands, and you eat burgers mmmmmmmmmmm burrrgers, second best writing out of the series but still cringey reddit haha humor"

$4.99

$2.99

Empfohlen 12. November 2020

"I'm in the middle of a state fair, my hand is bleeding and the carny is screaming at me that I'm bad for business, but he doesn't understand advertising, its the mystery people love, I will give"

-60%

$3.99

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"I don't have UNO so go ♥♥♥♥ off. Everyone has UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it came free with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xbox. I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man. No you don't, I bought mine on day one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

-70%

$7.49

Simulation

$15.99

Empfohlen 20. November 2023

"I give my orders to my next of kin, if i were to die in battle and my body recovered, to scatter my ashes across the BK front door in protest against their stagnant quality of food in the last 8 years"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

"The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone"

Empfohlen 8. April 2023

$44.99

Empfohlen 22. Juli 2022

$17.99

Empfohlen 20. November 2020

"Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs"

Empfohlen 12. November 2020

"I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time"

Empfohlen 9. November 2020

"go ahead steam, ban me, no matter what you do I'll always be coming back with even more layers of racism so thick you wont even know that I'm referring to jews when I say shnieder lens"

Empfohlen 22. September 2020

"Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief"

Empfohlen 22. September 2020

"I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives."

$49.99

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"This is the only way I can feel true power. The cuck cage is choking my penis to the point that its nothing more than a blacked stub. nothing more than a burnt out match. Where can I recover? nowhere"

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"Sometimes the only true victory one can find is survival, when your mom forgets where you are in the target gaming section when the 19 yr old worker starts rubbing your shoulders saying "It'll be ok""

$49.99

Empfohlen 15. September 2020

"You think I find it enjoyable to create a family tree consisting of failsons and incest, a crockpot of genetic runoff until my great great granddaughter just pushes out a perfectly round ball of flesh"

Empfohlen 10. Mai 2020

"Can't go a day without that good ol' cup o mud, yup can't wait to drink me up some of that good ol' day starter liquid, mmmm that nice cup of warm ♥♥♥♥, liquid gold, nector of the GODS"

$14.99

Empfohlen 10. Mai 2020

"need to make the nude mod offical or else I don't feel moral jerking off to this game"

Unterstützt VR

Empfohlen 10. Mai 2020

"*THIS REVIEW IS FOR ODAMA, NOT ZACCARIA PINBALL* Odama is amazing, probably the best game on the gamecube, deep mechanics along with addictive gameplay. Whoever doesn't rec this game is a fool"

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left"

$0.99

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"I know a guy name kyle and hes nothing like this, hes a convicted sex pest"

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"This review is a confession"

Empfohlen 29. März 2020

"♥♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥♥ call it a brap smear"

$34.99

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$399.00

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 "

Empfohlen 17. Juni 2022

"I asked my wife for a Footjob and all she did was kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥."