Steam Küratörü: Just some guys playing video games

Tavsiye Ediliyor 23 Nisan 2020

“Hey boss, can we review this game? No? Oh okay.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 24 Mayıs 2023

“"Heartstone ripoff" I mutter under my breath, as the forklift slowly impales my belly fat. Like waving my hand over an open fire, the ropes of intestines spilling out of me emitted a memory of youth.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

“the kind of person who plays this is the same kind of person that wears "Thrasher" T-Shirts, while going to walmart, hanging out with guys 12 years younger than him.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Mayıs 2020

“What is this game? I think i tried it for like 10 minutes and I thought my brain got fried from doing so many whipits after Ween concerts but after looking deeper I figured out I'm just retarde d”

$399.00

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“Gabe Newel please, send me a Steam Deck, I'm a good boy, I never once questioned Steams authority, and I've always wanted to be your friend. My address is 881 Ridgeview Street Royersford, PA 19468 ”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

“The only thing better than the people leaking confidential documents on War Thunder forums, is watching Russian LiveLeak videos of gay soldiers getting blowjobs and getting carpet bombed by a drone”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“played two games, came second, due to my team deciding that dying would be better for my ego than to let me ascend to godhood and my ego melts into the sea and I am no more”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Ekim 2020

“Only sex offenders play this game”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

“Leon is just the littlest slut in this, they really plumped up his lips extra fat in this remake, my wife caught me kiss my screen while I was playing this, and long story short, she took the kids”

Macera

$15.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak

“I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Ağustos 2024

“Spooky idea: kiss your male best friend”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“if Luffy was real, he'd make a gum gum ♥♥♥♥♥ and let all his homie crew send him backshots till hes dripping with seed”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 7 Haziran 2023

“my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 2 Haziran 2023

“Sneet Fitter Sex”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 30 Mayıs 2023

“if I saw a hedgehog irl Id hit it over thhe head wit a big hammer and collect the coins out of it”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

“oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

“If my co-worker brings up Frank Zappa one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I'm bring my heat to the office, and after that, the news won't even feel comfortable covering what I'm going to do to him.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Mart 2023

“Video games aren't doing it for me anymore, my anger is holy and will not be confined to digital media anymore, someone, please meet me at the address below, we will battle with weapons of my choosing”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Mart 2023

“They made Sonic political in this one, 15 minutes in, he looks at the camera and goes "Google Operation Timber Sycamore!"”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Mart 2023

“I said it once, I'll say it again, Pirates and Vikings were their era's antifa, fighting against oppression by the patriarchal world order but I guess ya'll just aint ready for that discussion”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Mart 2023

“Someone should tell those fellas over at Gearbox we don't want any more borderlands games, we just want more 3d models of their characters so I can keep making SFM breast feeding videos”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 27 Ocak 2023

“I'd rather suck ona dude's big throbbing member, licking every inch of it, fullfilling his every need, giving him the most thunderous head hes ever had, putting my heart and soul into mastering his di”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak 2023

“Nothing could possibly make me happier than knowing that this game is ruined forever by the presence of women in this game women objectively make everything worse, I should know I'm trans!”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak 2023

“I want to grab cloud by his spiky hair and toss him into a vat of acid, he'd melt away like cotton candy in water”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak 2023

“I could tell Crash read the 12 rules for life, his upright posture, his refusal to take no for an answer, and his amazingly rendered un-circumsized peni-s made my jaw DROP! bravo to the dev team!”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 13 Ekim 2022

“47, be careful, the ex-prime minister of Japan might look under protected, but don't let your guard down. See if you can put on a disguise and find an improvised weapon lying around, do not disappoint”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 7 Ekim 2022

“I'm grounded from having sex from my wife”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 16 Eylül 2022

“I swing a brick into your head, right above your right eye, I break bone and knock you unto the ground. Your vision is blurred due to the tears in your eyes, another bash of my brick, blackness, muff”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 26 Ağustos 2022

“babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

“My brain whipped and snapped as my Ford Taurus wraps itself around the trunk of a tree, while I'm ejaculating in my wife's mouth, as she was sucking my ♥♥♥♥ while I was driving, distracting me.B itch.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

“Lost fart”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

“I am a young white male who has very aggressive feelings towards women and minorities and I feel a strong attraction to extremist ideologies”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 21 Haziran 2022

“Is this real”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 19 Haziran 2022

“a SEVERE lack of ORC ♥♥♥♥♥”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“COOL AWESOME, I GET TO PAY 49.69 FOR A GAME I CAN LITERALLY DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME ONLINE FOR FREE ON AN EMULATOR. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES SQUARE ENIX THINK THEY'RE DOING, DO THEY NOT USE THE INTERNET”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“COME ON DEVOLVER, HOW ABOUT YOU START PUBLISHING BRAVE RELEASES, LIKE MY REPTILE FURRY 3D DATING SIM WITH VR SUPPORT AND ROTATING TREADMILL. GAMERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“cOOL I get to play a game with the guy who sang that pizza song can go "LAL AA LAA ALAAA LAALA LA AL ALAA LALAA" Awesome, I love that”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“If I lived back then I would've been a king and ♥♥♥♥, I got that royal bloodline disease they always talking about, AIDS”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“Everytime you sacrifice a Guide Doll, he experiences the pain of burning alive slowly for 8,000 years (time is dilated for guides 1 minute on earth = 20 years for Guides"”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2020

“Shenmue III is just like Shenmue I and Shenmue II, only there is even less asian people in this game, and no I don't consider (((Chinamen))) to be asian, and you shouldn't either.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2020

“imagine if there were 7 shenmue games, with a total time devoted to plot not even reaching an hour, while the other 800 hours are for gatchapon and space harrier”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Kasım 2020

“Listen, don't think that they didn't include rape because of some political correction, Pirates never committed rape, they were anti-rape communists who respected each other's pronouns”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“Airing out my frustrations about how my 4Loko isn't giving me the needed power to fight off the hordes of cops bearing down on my position in the walmart parking lot, no matter, ill go out with a bang”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“You really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think I have the time to do homework just to play a game, no thanks, I'll go back to sucking on my frozen sticks of ground beef while stomping on my wife's precious porcelain”

-67%

$9.89

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

$1.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“I grasp my wife by her fragile neck. she gasps for air, I slap her so hard she becomes unconscious, I take my bounty I've earned and nothing can stop me. Not god, nor the state, or chuch can judge me”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Ekim 2020

“Dr eggman? how come they always come up with the dumbest names for villians, how about real villian names, like Epstein? or weinstein?”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Ekim 2020

“Riffing off my own jokes at my ex-wife's wedding. My best friend asks me if I'm still seeing a doctor. "Oh, Dr. Peanut?" I choke out between stuffing my face with top soil. I laugh, choking on dirt.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Ekim 2020

“I will wither away in this hell of my own creation. When I'm gone from this plane, I will mourn the day I meet the twisted being behind the machinations of my life.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 28 Eylül 2020

“Between run-n-gun and boss rush gameplay, Cuphead has a little something for everyone. Gorgeous hand drawn animations pair with a memorable swing soundtrack to bring the game's characters to life.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Eylül 2020

“I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Eylül 2020

“my feeling on scalies is a mix up between wanting to walk into a home depot and nailing myself to a DIY crucifix, and getting into an argument with my dad about zionism”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“mafia is just antifa for Italians”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“get a big chungus back tattoo to show off to my pledge brother that I am epic”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“YOU THINK I'M GONNA PLAY A GAME WHERE I PLAY AS A BROAD? WRONG AGAIN MEDIA ELITE, I'M GOING TO RETURN TO MY MAN CAVE AND EXPLAIN FOR THE 5TH TIME TO MY WIFE WHY SOUNDING IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL FETISH”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do this anymore”

Ücretsiz

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“Imagining a world where gaming didn't exist, where I can walk outside without being targeted by the police for wearing "game, eat, sleep, repeat" shirt”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think Detroit, the best city in the United States,nay, THe WORLD, would get an adaptation in my favorite medium.GAMING. the only state where AIPAC is outlawed godbless”

Özel Fırsatlar

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“only lie i wanna hear is the emotionless "love you" i get from my wife when she heads to work, and I lie back down to imagine the pleasure of getting into a 18 car pile up and dying instantly”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Kasım 2020

“phasomophobia? sorry man I'm just regular racist”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 13 Ekim 2022

-84%

$4.79

Tavsiye Ediliyor 16 Ocak 2021

“Joining the Army because the government will only let me kill people in other countries”

$4.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“The second best borderlands, claptrap is as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as ever, you find out jack is actually good and you are the bad guy, I have not played this game, I have only read the wiki and now I need funkpops”

$6.24

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2020

“Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 13 Temmuz 2020

“when people start stirring ♥♥♥♥ up about how theres no good video games anymore, I take them aside, take the colt 45 out of my waistband and press it against my temple and if they say it again I shoot”

-84%

$9.59

Tavsiye Ediliyor 10 Mayıs 2020

“NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM BEING "TOO HORNY"”

-67%

$9.89

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“"It's satire I swear!" I yell into the judge's face. I can feel my ex-wife's blackened eyes beaming into the back of my skull. Turnabout plays. "Guilty". I reach for the bailiff's gun. "Adios!"”

-40%

$4.99

$2.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 31 Temmuz 2020

“Nothing better than cracking open a beer and letting Paul from accounting do all the work! Man the cuck life sure is good!”

-60%

$23.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Mayıs 2020

“Rickert is the strongest character of this entire series and don't let anyone else let you think otherwise. Also Band of the ♥♥♥♥”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“i heard if you fũck a fat bіtch hard enough that you crack their shell, you can consume all the free mana you want, however you'll need to seek safeguard as the authorities disapprove our hobbies”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Kasım 2020

“I'm in the middle of a state fair, my hand is bleeding and the carny is screaming at me that I'm bad for business, but he doesn't understand advertising, its the mystery people love, I will give”

-25%

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“How about instead of Tales from the Borderlands, it was Tales from the Burgerlands, and you eat burgers mmmmmmmmmmm burrrgers, second best writing out of the series but still cringey reddit haha humor”

-67%

$9.89

Tavsiye Ediliyor 31 Mayıs 2020

“MEgaMan, otherwise known as COCKMAN in northamerica was created by genetist hoping to create the perfect human, however they mistakenly included cacausian DNA and thus a wimpy BETA nu Male WAS BRON”

Simülasyon

$15.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak

“I wish I could terrorize eastern europeans in real life and mount their bodies to the hood of my car like deer ”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 25 Ocak 2024

“I'm broken beyond belief, and I'm enjoying every second of it”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2023

“I give my orders to my next of kin, if i were to die in battle and my body recovered, to scatter my ashes across the BK front door in protest against their stagnant quality of food in the last 8 years”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 16 Mayıs 2023

“I love making my sim have one thats not long, but just really really thick”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

$44.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Ekim 2022

“Doin feudal ♥♥♥♥ and requiring that every coal mine worker must let me lay with his wife while he's working. When he gets home and his wife leaves for the mine, I must be able to pleasure him. Balance”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 26 Ağustos 2022

“babe no I'm not covering up your primordial eye you're just hallucinating the soft flutterings of consciousness, please slip back into your state of nothingness (Me gaslighting my amoeba gf)”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Temmuz 2022

$17.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 31 Mart 2021

“Feeding my year old daughter screws and her own feces to make her a better gamer”

-84%

$4.79

Tavsiye Ediliyor 16 Ocak 2021

“Joining the Army because the government will only let me kill people in other countries”

$6.24

Tavsiye Ediliyor 20 Kasım 2020

“Decorating my newly renovated home with ♥♥♥ jars across each wall, bidders fight tooth and nail, upping the bid, their mouth's frothing at the image that the ♥♥♥ will be all theirs”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 12 Kasım 2020

“I love freezing 3musketeers bars, shoving them in my ass and letting them melt over in 2 hours, absorbing that sweet soft nougat until my body lurches it back out for me to enjoy a second time”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Kasım 2020

“go ahead steam, ban me, no matter what you do I'll always be coming back with even more layers of racism so thick you wont even know that I'm referring to jews when I say shnieder lens”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Ekim 2020

“ hiring a PI to dig up ♥♥♥♥ on other steam curator pages so when the sun blows up and there is no longer an earth, the last evidence of the human race is our sorry excuse of a video game review group”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 18 Ekim 2020

“Think running a coffee shop is hard? try fixing your failing marriage for the 5th year straight, getting into arguments every damn day about how you're spending too much money on steam Tycoon games”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 28 Eylül 2020

Tavsiye Ediliyor 24 Eylül 2020

“need to steal my wife's ADHD medicine so I can start pumping out reviews more constantly or else the demons in my head start calling me a soy coomsumer”

$34.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Eylül 2020

“Wish I could go hundreds of miles under the sea, open up the decompression hatch, and letting my body be crushed by the enormous weight of the ocean, my life just gone in an instant. the relief”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 22 Eylül 2020

“I slide my hawaiian shirt on, put my sunglasses down the bridge of my nose, and inhale the fumes of my F150 at 2:30am to give my family the biggest surprise of their lives.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 16 Eylül 2020

“Scientists examine my donated body only to find it unsuitable for experimentation. They throw it in the break room fridge as a practical joke and throw me in the garbage at the end of the week.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“This is the only way I can feel true power. The cuck cage is choking my penis to the point that its nothing more than a blacked stub. nothing more than a burnt out match. Where can I recover? nowhere”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“Sometimes the only true victory one can find is survival, when your mom forgets where you are in the target gaming section when the 19 yr old worker starts rubbing your shoulders saying "It'll be ok"”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Eylül 2020

“You think I find it enjoyable to create a family tree consisting of failsons and incest, a crockpot of genetic runoff until my great great granddaughter just pushes out a perfectly round ball of flesh”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 13 Temmuz 2020

“No words can express the RAW THRILL of driving through a figure eight and getting T-BONED by another car at full speed, closing my eyes and imaging my life snapping away from me without thought”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Haziran 2020

“If you don't have friends to play this its okay, I don't have any friends either. Might as well call this Golf! HAHA No friends haha none at all! can't call it golf with friends without any friends! h”

$44.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 31 Mayıs 2020

“OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 21 Mayıs 2020

“Training my squad members to be "Wholesome 100" by having them suck off the training dummies”

$12.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 10 Mayıs 2020

“Can't go a day without that good ol' cup o mud, yup can't wait to drink me up some of that good ol' day starter liquid, mmmm that nice cup of warm ♥♥♥♥, liquid gold, nector of the GODS”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 10 Mayıs 2020

“need to make the nude mod offical or else I don't feel moral jerking off to this game”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 10 Mayıs 2020

“*THIS REVIEW IS FOR ODAMA, NOT ZACCARIA PINBALL* Odama is amazing, probably the best game on the gamecube, deep mechanics along with addictive gameplay. Whoever doesn't rec this game is a fool”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 9 Mayıs 2020

“not as good as Odama, but ♥♥♥♥ it if this is the only pinball game on steam I will have to sacrifice my sanity for this ♥♥♥♥”

$4.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 19 Nisan 2020

“THis is not OK”

$16.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“For now on we're calling ground beef, DIRT beef. Just to piss off the left”

$0.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“I know a guy name kyle and hes nothing like this, hes a convicted sex pest”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“This review is a confession”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 29 Mart 2020

“♥♥♥♥ on her ♥♥♥♥♥ call it a brap smear”

$34.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 27 Mart 2020

“This game is the window to the soul. My wife has named every slave after me and has removed their arms, legs, tongues, eyes, kidneys, lungs, and turned them into walking scar tissue beasts.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 25 Mart 2020

“Nothing produces more dopamine than hoping in a Christian DarkRP Server and spending 2 hours arguing about bible canon with a furry pfp mod and a russian guy with a 2$ mic”

Yeni yayınlanmış incelemeler

$399.00

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

Tavsiye Ediliyor 13 Aralık 2024

“Let me put this in terms an American can understand: It's like if a burger was going to black friday at macy's but you left your wallet at home and the staff is trying to eject you for the "incident".”

$44.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 15 Ekim 2022

Tavsiye Ediliyor 7 Haziran 2023

“my coworker has been asleep at his desk for what seems like a few days now i guess i'll go eat his lunch for him”

$8.99

Tavsiye Ediliyor 19 Eylül 2024

“unbelievable graphics”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 17 Haziran 2022

“I asked my wife for a Footjob and all she did was kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥.”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 8 Nisan 2023

“oh yeah bud? "Human's are a virus on this planet", lets hear you say that after I give you mind blowing head, so good you blow your brains out in front of a federal building”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 5 Ocak

“I have nasty thoughts about that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown”

Tavsiye Ediliyor 21 Haziran 2022

“I play this game just like a real cop would. I laugh with my buddies as I brutalize people I've already arrested and throw them down stairs. I let active shooters kill everyone before entering a house”