We were a struggling orphanage even before the current Uncle Sam decided to stop funding us by taking our egg money away. Thankfully, Steam Store sent us EggMan for free! #BlessSteam #SamSux - DMW

Finch family lived close by. One of boys even adopted game. Fine folk, but with tragedy being the family business, also sorta creepy. House very cool. Like dark & moody Pee Wee Playhouse. -Tank

It's like.. if Calvin and Hobbes developed a ritalin habit, and then developed a game. -DMW

Like those infamous snake-in-a-fake-can-o-nuts that spring up when opened, and cause heart attacks, RHS is loaded with cheap jump scares. Makes a great gag gift (if you can get it on sale.)- JimmyKid

This badger family showed up here, last winter. They are quiet, polite and perfectly happy to sleep in the storm drains, bless em. - MinnieMeatball to tour group visitors

Still sporting neon from 2008, big bright Tank is asking to be blowed up. It not related to me. -Tank (responding to question from Minnie Meatball.)

TGP and BTDT are 2 point and clickers that were born conjoined . GWG proudly exploits this defect.. so that you can get 2 games in 1 adoption! Go 2 ↓ -dmw

You are the swashbuckling point and clicker, Guybrush Threepwood. Men want to be you. women want to be with you. Monkeys scratch their heads in wonder. -JimmyKid