“white supremacists really complain about "great replacement theory" then go play Hearts of Iron IV like bro you're the problem”

“we makin it outta old detroit with this one”

“"touch grass" mfers when you tell them you're allergic:”

“there are a lot of things I would do for you that I would ALSO do for the king too but anal isn't one of them (that's his highness' hole)”

“BE WARNED THIS GAME DOES *NOT* MAKE YOU BECOME HUMAN BUT IT *DOES* TRANSPORT YOU TO DETROIT [PLEASE PICK ME UP I AM SCARED]”

“Man, I can't get enough of these sweet, sweet skylines. Could stare at them forever. Love 'em so much. Oh man. The best. Gosh. Would love to be allowed into a real city some day.”

“As the gaming industry spoils like gross milk Fallout 76 has aged like a fine milk and become cheese. It's time to settle like you did with your wife (turns out you CAN overlook her sleep-farting!)”

“slap animal emojis together harder than a wine mom texting the group chat about her zoo trip (you will NOT believe how big the elephant's ♥♥♥♥ was)”

“gay sex”

“Tragically, our family hamster got smushed in a street hockey accident. In a way this game almost makes that a funny memory to me. If you want action packed hamster smacks, this game's got your back.”