“where is my pochaco game you cowards”

“A visual novel without cute girls, romance, boobs OR robots? Sorry RL stone, not gonna get ripped off by you.”

“The closest well ever get on having Tohou on Steam.”

“Russian visual novels are my fetish now.”

“Set in a apoca... oh wait, oops.”

“but there aren't any video games in here”

“Postal 2 is that uncle that has all those cool violent games and movies but your parents never let you visit him. ”