Bring 3 friends along. Shoot zombies. Throw mollies at each other. Much lolz. Many funz. ConcernDoge

Start Civ. Rename city to Pyongyang. Start Nuclear program. Spread religion dedicated to me. Declare war on every body. Get bombed. Nuke back. Rule world! 10/10. Will Kim again.

WANT UBER?! I'LL GIVE YOU UBER!!! KING TIGER? Check. UBERSOLDATEN? Check. SHREK BLOBBERINO? Check. Check. Check. COOLBERWAGEN? lol? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LIKE FREEDOM DELIVERED ON A SILVER PLATTER??? WELL THEN IT'S #MURIKA FOR YOU!!! (no seriously. YOU THINK WE'RE JOKING?! YOU NAZI !!!)

Epic prequel to RNG-gift of CoH2!! Less RNG! Less Graphics! Best suited for those who can't take the epicness CoH2 (or their computers that is)

Battle of the Bulgez! Not kewl enough to multiplayer but still wish offerings upon the RNG Godz? Well another whopping single player campaign it is.

Want to be a Sir? Want to be prim? Well join the British Forces and kick Jerry back to blighty! (Memorise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmK)

What better than losing with 2 armies? LOSING WITH 4 ARMEEZ!!! Served with extra serving of FREEDUM and UBERness #MURIKA #UBERSOLDATEN

GREATEST GAME OF EARTH!!!! (Rating of 10/10 as delivered by the great lord RNGesus)