« You get to shoot people from all the hated countries. Russia, Germany, Poland, USA, Terrorist Land. »

« Now you can take the fight to the Japanese in this marine life simulator »

« Shooting insurgents has never felt so real »

« Drowned my friend for the Golden Hat. You should drown yours too. »

« YOU SEE IVAN, WHEN HOLD PEESTOL LIKE ME, YOU SHALL NEVER SHOOT THE INACCURATE BECAUSE OF FEAR OF SHOOTING FINGERS! »