Amanda was supposed to be perfect ;_;

Turns an English Major's concept of a compelling story and setting into an actual good game

Written by Anthony Burch

No perfectly crafted meta SL150 character will prepare you for getting your ass kicked by a hopping butterfly man with fisticuffs and hexes

Keep your courtiers close Your courtier's spouses closer

Everyone steals your Infusion and Guardian shields

You can convince an elf hunter's paramour to lay in bed with you. After all, female elves were made for one purpose.

Toriyama already married Lightning♥