Commentary: You're going to trust this organic meatbag, master? Very dicey decision.

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E What's that spell? Loads of money! Probably

I got a hat and someone paid me a hundred dollars for it. 9/11

"Game is in Alpha... You will experience bugs, unfinished features, problematic design decisions" BUGS, UNFINISHED, PROBLEMATIC WON'T REGRET IT

This game has brought me from gut wrenching laughter to heartbreaking tears. You truly get the full ride with this game. You simply can't go wrong.

This gem of modern 'arcade' shooters sticks out far above the rest. The magnum opus of it's genre if you will. You won't regret investing in this title!