MOM I-IT TECHNICALLY ISN'T POOOOOORN

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

ERIC I AM SIMPLY E R I C U THOT U CULD WIN *tips fedora* *unsheathes katana* *farts really loud* *raises paw* *goes super saiyan* NEEEEGGH

my dad died in 9/11 this game offends me

you play as an ableist cis male who saves a weak female from the arms of an oppressed child, this triggered me so hard i made a $87.34 donation to PETA

Possibly my favoritiest game on steam, besides bad rats of course.

i can finally hunt sand ♥♥♥♥♥♥s now

Play as a ♥♥♥♥ in his adventure to spread the love ebola across america.

not only does this game make me feel liek notch it even feels like a game notch programmed since its incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

mom im japanese now