He's gonna pay a visit

Because A. Robbing ♥♥♥♥ is fun and B. If you have payday 2 you can unlock the original music... THIS reason alone is worth it, trust me

Mmmmm Mhmmmmm Peach cobbler.

There is a story, its not really worth following. Main thing to do is blow up everything or drive a car off a cliff and wedge it in the roof of a house.

Not a basketball game.

Constantly building anti nukes as the ai decides which one of you it hates then building a large navy fleet which walks on land.

Crab mine flails are never used on mines.

Play with friends! Then go build a giant dirt phallus.

DO YOU LIKE ROBBING BANKS???? No? well errm shoot. errm theres shooting ? Time management? Thermal drills And going to get thermal drills?