Regret: 32%. A fun action RPG that bankrupted a studio and its owner, a baseball player. The combat is great. The world is massive. The quests are MMO filler. A true tragedy in 3 acts. RIP 38 Studios.

Regret: 21%. Your hero walks in a circle, and you build the world around him. Dark and addictive. I spent 60 hours watching a guy walk in a loop. Just like my daily life. Commute, work, sleep.

Regret: 78%. A journalist hunts for his wife in a town full of religious maniacs. Way more gore than the first. The story is a mess. I spent 8 hours running and crying. My balls are still in hiding.

Regret: 77%. A 90 minute demo sold as a full game. Beautiful and brutal, but you can see the end in 2 hours. Konami sold a trailer for 30 euros. Kojima's genius. Konami's greed. Classic duo.

Regret: 119%. Valve's paid card game where you paid for cards in a game you paid for. Died in 3 months. Valve tried again and gave up. Now it's free and dead. Gabe Newell's most expensive mistake.

Regret: 63%. Souls-like in an exoskeleton factory. Cut off enemy arms to get their gear. Corporate dystopia. I cut off an employee's arm for a better helmet. Normal Monday at a big tech company.

Regret: 110%. Childhood nostalgia turned into a Nexon money printer. Star force enhancement destroys your gear and your will to live. Kids spent their parents' money here. Now they spend their own.

Regret: 74%. Three campaigns. The Predator can rip spines, the Alien can crawl on walls and the Marines just die. Dated and clunky. Multiplayer is dead. The Xenomorphs are the only ones still playing.

Regret: 32%. More traps, more orcs, war scenarios with thousands of them. Still the best trap game ever. My brother and I killed 40000 orcs together. The only thing we agreed on in 30 years.

Regret: 68%. Musou One Piece. Luffy stretches, kills 3000 soldiers, and repeats. Fun for fans only. It's a thousand episodes of anime in one repetitive hack and slash. Like the anime itself.