The ultimate "Drunk Valet" simulator. I reversed a pickup truck through three brick walls, ran out of gas two tiles from the spot, and wedged a sedan so hard into a corner that physics stopped existin

The ultimate "Loud Plushie" simulator. I yelled "MEOW!" into my mic to distract a blind monster, only for my team to betray me, steal the mana shards, and escape without me. 10/10 noisy betrayal

The ultimate "Physics Mayhem" simulator. I launched my character straight into a wall, completely missed the goal while my buddy celebrated. 10/10

The ultimate "Road Rage Friendship Test" simulator. I spent 45 minutes precision-driving up a cliff, only to have my buddy flip the truck and drag us both into the abyss. 10/10 broken trust.

The ultimate "Unwanted Guest" simulator. I spent 20 minutes hiding under a table to avoid social interaction, only to accidentally ruin the party by setting the couch on fire. 10/10 awkward exit.

The ultimate "War Crime & Paycheck" simulator. I spent 40 minutes executing a flawless tactical flank, only to get blown up by my own squadmate's misplaced grenade. 10/10 mercenary life.

Nice try, but i would say its not even pre-alpha. But nice game :)

The ultimate "Drowning Worms" simulator. I spent 30 minutes trying to catch a single carp, only to drop my phone into the pond and hook a boot. 10/10 wet socks.

The ultimate "Paranoid Tourist" simulator. I spent 10 minutes walking in circles trying to act like a brain-dead NPC, only to get stabbed in the neck by my buddy because I walked slightly too fast. 10

Funny game with funny graphic, only coop. Gj gj