« It's the future, bees have taken over the world... John Fart and a cartoon bear are fighting back by traveling to the past! Will it work? Will they noscope the bees? Now THAT'S the question! »

« You might wonder who I am, well I'm Sheesh-Man, I literally come from another planet, I'm like an alien, a spooky sheeshing alien to say the truth. Don't challenge me or I will sheesh your whole family, including your dog, it's not a threat, it's a fact. »

« Hello, I'm Noah. I'm 28 years old and still haven't got a single date in my life, I'm looking for a life coach who can help me figure out the hard choices in my day to day life, you know? I'm sad and single, I have some friends online, but that's it. »