« Spent ages hauling sand to fill a flooded hole in the road, only to realize I could just drive around it off-road. 10/10 simulated poor decision-making.  »

« Carefully salvaging a ship until I cut the wrong gas line, exploded the whole thing, and got killed by ship debris to the face. 10/10 OSHA nightmare.  »

« Went monster hunting with a camera. Turns out the best photos were my friends getting brutally killed. 10/10 journalism thrives on tragedy.  »

« My friend threw rocks at me, homeowners called the cops, and I got tased to death while sprinting through the neighborhood. 10/10 crime truly does not pay. »

« Joined a messed-up government experiment with friends and instantly regretted it. We screamed, hid in lockers and blamed each other. 10/10 never felt so unsafe in co-op. »

« Set sail with friends, stole some loot, crashed into a rock, got eaten by a shark, and then my ship sank because it rained. 10/10 true pirate experience. »

« “I’m doing my part!” Commanding waves of troopers against endless bugs feels straight out of the movie. 10/10 lost half my squad to friendly fire and still called it a victory. »

« Escape was bad enough — now we’re hauling loot while monsters stalk every corner. 10/10 screamed, dropped the bag, and left my friends behind. »

« A war game where logistics are deadlier than bullets. Spent 6 hours hauling crates instead of fighting and somehow had more fun. 10/10 supply lines win wars. »

« A city builder where beavers out-engineer humanity. 10/10 flooded my colony because I didn’t understand dams. »