« I would say something insightful about this game but to be honest I'm mostly recommending it because you can marry an undead girl. »

« Many would say this game isn't old enough to be considered a "classic." But as far as I'm concerned, it was a classic the moment it was released. »

« Now you can develop your own video game, in a video game. »

« You are asked to bake a cake for your virtual girlfriend. »

« One of the most creative first-person action games ever. You might get motion sick and throw up all over your keyboard, but at least it will be fun. »

« Now you can simulate the Soviet Cosmonaut Program too! »

« So manly, so many hats. »