Steam Curator: MAKE GAMING GREAT AGAIN REVIEWS

$8.99

Not Recommended June 7

“TOTAL DISASTER! A weak, gimmicky mess—no heroes, no story, just brainless NPCs! Ubisoft KILLED the superior Driver: San Francisco (FAR superior!) instead of re-licensing the songs and vehicles. SAD!!”

Not Recommended June 4

“No Steering Wheel support in NFS Heat—TOTAL DISGRACE! Logitech G29? FORGET IT. EA’s too busy selling RIDICULOUS PAINT to make it a REAL racing game. Fix it or get off the track! SAD!”

Not Recommended June 4

“A lifeless, menu-filled snoozefest running on an ANCIENT 20-year-old Engine. Empty planets, broken vending machines, NO aliens. QUIT AFTER 4.5 hours. Starfield is FAKE, FAKE HYPE — TOTAL FAILURE! SAD!”

Not Recommended June 11

“TOTAL DISASTER—$60+ for UNREAL ENGINE SHOVELWARE! Driving like a fridge, enemies like zombies, and it stutters and crashes like we've never seen before! PLAYS like a Pre-Alpha Tech Demo. Refund NOW!!”

$49.99

Not Recommended June 13

“Big Waste of Spice! Shallow Survival snooze, ZERO real MMO action, just grind. Tencent-owned devs Cashing In, no Epic Adventure, no Community. Sad!”

$4.99

Not Recommended June 7

“Jump-scares are NOT horror—just loud noises for weak minds! Real horror takes BRAINS. This is lazy, low-energy garbage made for very simple people. Sad! Horror for the easily fooled!”

$5.99

Not Recommended June 7

“Postal III is a COMPLETE DISASTER—buggy, boring, zero freedom! Total downgrade from the legendary Postal 2. Worst sequel EVER made. A complete and total EMBARRASSMENT! Don’t waste your time!”

Informational June 4

“A Titanfall graveyard for BATTLE ROYALE WHALES. No Titans, no Pilots, no fast-paced and EXCITING GAMEPLAY, just what’s left after EA sold the soul. A SAD step down from greatness.”

Not Recommended June 9

“DISASTER! Campaign is a SICK JOKE, enemy AI brain‑dead, Zombies DULL, multiplayer CHEATER-HAVEN! MTX skins rigged! Yearly RUSH job BUT SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE! TOTAL SCAM!”

Not Recommended June 7

“Counter-Strike 2 is a DISASTER — a downgrade from CS:GO, a total INSULT to Source! Broken hit reg, fake subtick, ZERO anti-cheat. Valve has ABANDONED the game. Sad! A complete and total FAILURE!”

-50%

$14.99

Not Recommended June 7

“GTA V is a TOTAL SCAM — cartoony Saints Row garbage in GTA IV’s universe. Broken cops, terrible story and characters, whale-bait online, EMPTY world. BRING BACK NIKO. BRING BACK GREATNESS. Very Sad!”

Not Recommended June 7

“A glitch-filled, dumbed-down RPG with caveman-tier UI, NPCs dumber than rocks, and a fake “new” engine slapped on Gamebryo’s corpse. Overhyped, unfinished, saved only by unpaid modders!”

Not Recommended June 4

“They ruined a classic! Feels slow, sloppy, and broken. The first game was STRONG—this one? Weak and poorly made. Needs fixing FAST. Bring back the old Insurgency! Total LETDOWN!”

Not Recommended June 9

“NETFLIX UI —menus slower than molasses, loadouts bug out CONSTANTLY, campaign chopped SHORT, multiplayer lackluster clunky grindfest! WHAT A JOKE!”

-85%

$49.99

$7.49

Informational June 7

“WORSE characters, WORSE story—total downgrade from the original! But open world San Francisco? BEAUTIFUL. Great map, ruined by the cringe hacker crew and their “cool terrorist" nonsense! RIDICULOUS!!!”

Not Recommended June 4

“Used to be AMAZING — the best co-op zombie game, maybe EVER. Now it’s a MESS! Broken servers, crazy scripts, horrible players. Total disgrace! Should’ve been protected. Very SAD!”

Not Recommended June 5

“Terrible menus, broken wheel support, servers from the Stone Age! Assetto Corsa is a DISASTER—feels like WORK, not racing. Total SCAM! I’ve seen better UX on a microwave!”

Not Recommended June 7

“Terrible combat! Clunky third-person shooter pretending to be an RPG. Barely any mechanics, dumbed-down systems, no depth, NO GAZELLE-SPRINT. Style over substance! Mass Effect for casuals! Pathetic!!”

$14.99

Not Recommended June 7

“RUINED everything! Dumb AI, NO real scares, Alma turned into a joke. From genius to garbage. Total sequel FAILURE! Should’ve been called F.E.A.R. 2: PROJECT REGRET! A disgrace!!”

Not Recommended June 4

“MMO STALKER could’ve been GREAT, but Stalcraft X is a DISASTER!!! Grind, die, repeat! Broken quests trap you, AI cheats, monetised misery — and NO complete Steam Deck support. TOTAL FAILURE!!! SAD!!!”

$4.99

Not Recommended June 7

“You don’t play as Master Chief—you play as some mopey grunt lost in a parking garage for 6 hours while jazz music mocks you. Halo? More like Hell No! DISGRACEFUL!!”

Not Recommended June 7

“Promised a revolution—delivered a BUGGY NIGHTMARE! Features missing, optimisation a joke, ran like a toaster. Biggest SCAM in gaming history. Hype was HUGE, the failure even BIGGER! Very disgraceful!!”

Not Recommended June 7

“Soulless, broken, and EMPTY! No destruction, container-filled maps, specialists DESTROYED teamplay. Bug-riddled launch, zero direction. Battlefield name ABUSED and left in ruins by clueless devs!!”

VR Only

Not Recommended June 7

“Janky, nausea-inducing nightmare! Running on the undead Gamebryo engine, with floaty combat, garbage UI, and zero VR polish. Not immersive—just immersive FAILURE. Lazy cash grab by LYING BETHESDA!!!”

Not Recommended June 5

“Total DISASTER! Half a game, boring story, ONE city hub, terrible performance, cash-grab microtransactions. Human Revolution was GREAT—this? A complete EMBARRASSMENT. Should’ve never happened!”

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ABSOLUTELY RECOMMENDED!!!

These games are WINNERS — fun, polished, accessible, and worth every penny. TRUE GAMING GREATNESS. We LOVED them, and you will too. PLAY THESE — they DESERVE IT!!!

Recommended June 5

“Hi-Fi RUSH is a TOTAL HIT — rhythm combat, amazing music, beautiful game! So much WIN! But Microsoft SHUT DOWN the studio… DISGRACEFUL move. A TREMENDOUS GAME!! A TERRIBLE DECISION BY BIG TECH!!!”

$19.99

Recommended June 7

“A VERY respectable first shot by a brand new studio—Eidos MONTREAL did a fantastic job! Human Revolution brought BACK the magic. Great stealth, great story, GREAT atmosphere. Cyberpunk done RIGHT!”

Recommended June 7

“TERRIFYINGLY good – best horror shooter EVER! Genius AI Soldiers, 10/10 gunplay, spine-chilling Creepy Ghost Girl. Way better than anything today. Total CLASSIC. Everyone says so!!”

Recommended June 4

“One of the BEST shooters EVER made — but EA dropped it between Battlefield 1 and Call of Duty 2016 like total amateurs. Could’ve dominated. They killed their own game. STUPID!”

VR Only

$24.99

Recommended June 4

“Fantastic VR gunplay, total blast with friends—but mod.io is a DISASTER and the lobbies are full of SCREAMING CHILDREN! Parents are FAILING BIGLY. Bring back Steam Workshop—MAKE PAVLOV GREAT AGAIN!”

Recommended June 4

“MASTERPIECE of chaos and glory! ELATION defined. Clutch wipes, insane steals—nothing like it. Teammates can be USELESS. Light class players are SCUM!!! Still 10/10. Would rage and queue again!!!”

-70%

$19.99

$5.99

Recommended June 7

“GTA IV: Complete Edition is a MASTERPIECE—three unforgettable leads, top-tier writing, and the best radio in gaming. Liberty City feels ALIVE. Rockstar has NEVER topped this. Not even close!”

Recommended June 7

“BETTER destruction than V or 2042—fact! DESTRUCTION WAS INSANE! High-speed thrills, FACTION-LOCKED WEAPONS, bold ideas, and big-time FUN. Cops vs crooks never felt so EPIC. Totally underappreciated!”

Recommended June 7

“Stunning, BRUTAL, and beautiful! WW1 brought to life with respect and POWER. Gritty campaign, legendary multiplayer Operations, and top-tier DLCs. A true CLASSIC of the franchise!”

Recommended June 4

“What Fallout should be — smart, deep, gritty. Made by WINNERS at Obsidian, not the FAILING Bethesda. Still better than anything they’ve done. Bethesda? EMBARRASSED THAT THEY COULD NEVER MAKE THIS!!!”

Recommended June 7

“The ONLY real Mass Effect! Actual RPG, amazing story, CUSTOMISATION like never before. CHARMING MAKO + sprinting Shepard = PERFECT. BioWare's best—before they went OFF-THE-RAILS INCOMPETENT! Play it!!”

Recommended June 5

“Create your Jedi, use the Force, DOMINATE! Total freedom, amazing fun, and the modders kept it alive for TRILLIONS of years! Modern games? PATHETIC. This one’s a CHAMPION!”

Recommended June 7

“Massive scale, destruction, COMMANDER MODE, 5-person squads. Rough launch but turned into PURE GOLD. Iconic LEVELUTION—DAM BREAKS, SKYSCRAPER COLLAPSES, AND MORE!! An all-time GREAT, folks!!!”

Recommended June 7

“Groundbreaking and truly NEXT-GEN! Blew minds with visuals, sound, and intensity. Infantry-Vehicular Chaos, great Expansions AND OPTIMISED—Battlefield at its PEAK. Nothing else came close. MEGA HIT!”