It has polyamorous frog kings, classical compositions about pterodactlys, and a whole lot of harsh lessons on the weirdness of life. Stray Children is more than I ever hoped for.

Do you love your crappy desk job? W-wait... That was awful. Let me start over. Where's the backspace?

Procession to Calvary makes a convincing argument that all poink adventure games should include the option to just murder the puzzle-givers.

I recommend all the Two Point games, but if you had to choose one, it should probably be Museum. It's the best way to educate hapless puppet people on the perils of wandering your museum.

If you're the fantasy hacker type, S.P.L.I.T. will make you feel really smart and then top it off with a morally nauseating act. So, uh, be warned, hacker.

The Drifter is like a classic LucasArts adventure if they made repeatedly dying a central part of the game instead of excising it entirely. It's terrific.