"slam"

"me and my boys are gonna get to virtually touch balls now"

"genuinely the most impressive shooter out currently and its criminally underrated"

"jimmy gonna love this"

"fantastic entry for bad guitar into the hero shooter genre. game has potential; could even rival valorant."

"this rips your tits off and surgically puts them back"

"the best roguelike deckbuilder there ever was"

"likely slaps"

"time to lock in"

"the perfect first metroidvania for anyone"