Hello, I'm Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? Then call KLondike 5-3226. Call Mr. Plow. That's my name.

I wish I thought of this first.

Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? They were Inca hoots.

Lobby chat is gone - You can't say "CHINA NUMBAH WUN" anymore.

You'll find less cheaters on Tinder

Less RPG, more brain and heart collect ‘em all. In all seriousness, it’s as if Gothic and Morrowind had Norse a child.