My stunned silence I sat in after completing this game was longer than the game itself.

When I tell you I was 500 forum posts deep and google earthing coordinates and learning morse code and the fibinacci sequence to and how to read Italian in order to mainline this lore, I'm not kidding

A game that gives me nostalgia for a life I did not have. GOTY short list, easy.

What if Resident Evil was a $30 indie masterpiece? The only survival horror game I will ever recommend, unless this gets a sequel.

It gives you the feeling you thought you were going to have when you plugged in your N64 again.

What if Homestuck had a Saw visual novel that was adapted from an astonishingly long and hard to track roleplay thread that was written by a group of very dedicated Tumblr users (affectionate)

One of the only good pinball video game experiences, actually.

Have a garbage day! 🌹🦝

bright, colorful, and will make you ache in ways you didn't know you had

If this even remotely looks like something you might maybe make you laugh, I beg you. I plead even. Experience this game and its phat beatsies.