Enjoy reenacting the holocaust? No? Me either, but I have to play this game to see Hitler blow his brains out. Thems the breaks. Grills have nice tits.

THIS GAME HAS IT ALL. PONIES, RACING, PONIES; ALL IT NEEDS IS SOME RAINBOW DASH AND THIS WILL BE THE BEST GAME OF ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME.

All the fun of stuffing frogs into a tin can and then promptly setting it on fire. None of the mess! Come pick up your copy of Space Frog Space Program!

THIS GAME HAS YOU SHOOTING ♥♥♥♥♥, LIKE A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT. MOSIN NAGANT BEST GUN, EVEN IF THE BARREL IS CORRODED TO ♥♥♥♥ AND CAN'T AIM WELL

WATCH THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT BECAUSE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IS COMING FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUTTOCKS. LoL CAN SUCK MY FILTHY DIRTY CRUSTY SOCKS BECAUSE THIS BADBOY IS READY

WATCH OUT CAUSE DETECTIVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHINGER IS ON THE CASE IN BEJING KILLING OTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND IT'S GOT BLOOD AND WHAT IS A CHARACTER LIMIT WHAT IS THI

YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE WORKING AT THE US BORDER AND KEEP OUT ALL THOSE FILTHY COMMUNIST JEWS THAT WANT TO TAKE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOBS

IT HAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GHENGIS KHAN THAT TALKS LIKE I TYPE AND HE'S OUT TO GET YOU ON TURN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THREE WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BATTERING RAM

It is an amazing game full of adventure and play. I have never had such child-like wonder in a video game. It even features extensive multiculturalism.