time for halloween, don't come to my house or else i'll suck your dic-blood. blood. i'll suck your blood.

honestly really fun i don't even have a pathetic attempt to be funny on this one, definitely worth the price

i love my spaghetti carbonara turtle, seagulls suck though

this game is really good for masochists and dark souls fans. it's also really good if you're neither of those but you'll probably get beaten to death anyways

this game is so full of potatoes and guns i became Idahoan immediately upon installation

janitor murders large turtle simulator

this game is difficult, but very fun. i honestly can't remember what goes on but it's worth the price

it's like Dungeons and Dragons for people who don't have friends. hence the reason why i like this game so much

using Longsword makes me feel like a certain double-jumping Brazilian

the only thing raining here is my tears 10/10 game