I defaulted on the mortgage payment and now I'm fighting off the agents of the bank. Demons are real but they're not as evil as banks.

You will not BELIEVE what this game awakened in me. What I'd do for Sally.

I CAN'T BEAT THAT STUPID GINGER AND HER STUPID SUNBURST LIGHT CIRCLES AAAAAAAA

Europa Universalis IV but now you have to wait 1 year for the DLC to make the game good and drain your wallet. Who am I kidding it'll actually be a few months. More Paradox slop to steal our money.

I'd actually rather be brutally mauled by the zombie horde than live in Canada.

Want to see your beloved Reynauld and Abomination again? Fork over 10 bucks. They're ransoming us for characters from the first game, but at least shining blade has an original one... Good otherwise.

Remember! Corporate greed is the cause of all evils! Ignore the fact the illuminati is harvesting brains and being about as unethical as the people they claim to be against. Whoops! All morally grey!

Always knew we had a malevolent being watching over us. This proves it, I'm telling you! Proves it!!!

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Have you ever wanted to be the Warden of Forgotten and Accursed Knowledge? No? Well ♥♥♥♥ you, too bad. You are now. Get your ass to work.