You open on a long road and you can't run. This is your template for the rest of the game. Long roads, hallways, tunnels, etc. Long stretches of time where nothing happens or you backtrack.

A dollar is too high a price to sacrifice at the altar of this filthy abomination.

It's a sewer-level, flip-switch simulator. Look at the screenshots. That's your environment. It all looks the same, learn to love green and brown.

A large, empty forest map with a single monster SOMEWHERE on it. Run around looking for a toilet. Get killed. End. Garbage.

Absolutely atrocious beginning sequence. Really? You stick us in pitch darkness and we stumble around trying to follow water noises for 30 minutes? Were you high?

Wandering around a cloned, winding, long-ass school in the dark: The game

For $18, this is atrocious. You spawn in a dimly lit, huge sewer. You are on a five minute timer and have to search the long, winding, repetitive halls for skulls to mount on a shrine.

Between the cinematics that alternate between terrible voice-acting and uncomfortable close-ups and the "game" portion that is a rehash of the first SCP-087 game, it's a hard miss.

Runs terribly, and by "runs" I mean it freezes three seconds into the intro and crashes my computer.

I shouldn't have to sign up to anything to access a game I've paid for. Because I don't want to sign up for your unrelated crap.