If I was on the Tulpar, it wouldn't have gone down like it did.

- Be gay. - Do crime. - Destroy evidence of other gay crimes. -Frame shots to avoid showing character mouths cause lip syncing is hard. - Lie to the cops

I cannot in good conscience recommend this game. However, I am recommending it maliciously. Give it a shot. It will probably hurt you but you might have fun.

Every step in Clair Obscur is taken with an unshakable purpose that completely eclipses the small flaws that are present in the game. 10/10. All time banger.

Nobody is around long enough to become interesting, and hundreds of barred doors and locked chests later leave me wishing that this game had literally anyone advocating to trim the fat.

The narrative and presentation are both worth giving a shot, but overall the game is hobbled by a feeling that South of Midnight was designed by inexperienced devs aiming at inexperienced players.

The story is bad, the levels are mid, and the voice acting is painful at times but Khazan has some of the best boss fights ever. That alone is more than worth the price of admission for me.

Sword Lesbians deserve their version of Sakura Wars and this is an insult to the the very concept of relationships, be they platonic or romantic. Bad game for gooners.

There's a lot of novelty to playing Max Payne in the current year, but between the issues getting it running and how poorly it's aged in general, it's fine to leave the game in the past.

The game is gimmicks all the way down, but they're all fun. At least with the exception of the ticks, which were probably added on the insistence of the guy at Activision who stole all the breast milk