There's such a saturation of these games on the market now that I'm convinced all there is to do in Eastern Europe is get shot or chase sheep around

I take a hearty breath from my inhaler and tuck my micropenis (1/4 erect) into my 63" beltline. "GYATTFRAME" I say in my school cafeteria, after which I have a bag of milk thrown at my forehead

I feel taunted by Bungie because this game is called Marathon and I cant even run let alone walk. My computer chair gets stuck to my ass when I get up to use the bathroom

I was having fun when i saw an epic weapon on the floor but when i picked it up it alt tabbed the game and opened chrome to a page displaying a job application. How do I fix these technical issues

It's Like Horse Betting Except You're A Massive ♥♥♥♥♥ So You Play This Instead. These Dumb Broads Will Never Be Sea Biscuit. ♥♥♥♥ You And All Them Weebabro Troglodykes.

Too fat to larp, too unmotivated to lose weight, but the perfect size to play this on my baby changing station. Deus Vult!!!!!

Raided my boy's underwear drawer and found an unfamiliar streak. Who's pile of coffee grounds are these? Don't care, but I'm eatin' em

Dispatch? More Like Dispatching A Fat Dump In My Neighbour's Dog House. He Won't Stop Biting My Balls And Sack.