“I rizzed up a goblin. 9/10”

“I have no Idea what I'm supposed to do in this game. All I know is that there's vodka, and drinking it mid-fight is NOT recommended.”

“Really realistic game, mindblowing, and don't get me started on the graphics. 11/10, will play again.”

“I don't care about the stroy, the nights aren't scary anymore which sucks, the combat is... meh, and the parkour is great, I am doing 10m tall jumps, yet I die if I trip from the sidewalk. 10/10”

“The game sucks, but there's a gun that talks. Instant GOTY.”

“I named a human harold and shot him in the face.”

“I've spent countless hours "just getting a single level up" by creating a multi-billionaire company. This is an Idle farming game btw.”

“It made me have invent new phobias and now I'm suing the devs for degradation of my pants over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them. This game is the only valuable reason for not taking showers anymore.”

“Idk how tf am I supposed to use that :3”

“This game made me go outside for the first time in years. I developped nyctalophobia. 10/10”