" i'm steve rogerin' it " - Captain America

paul blart uses this for anger Management, picking people up and detonating them with sheer launching force into flesh and blood paste against walls, he thinks about doing this in real life Constantly

pooped upside down

Turned

Mussolini will be tried for his crimes (drowned inthe Adriatic Sea). i like macarthe he has a cool smoking pipe. Harry Truman is a piece of dog doo coward ..

Paul Blart enjoyed playing this game as it allowed him to experience what being a real police man would be like. Paul loved killing the bad guys and shooting hostages in the head. 10/10 blart approved

SO REALISTIC!!!! MALL COPS BEAT AND TASE YOU FOR LIFTING JORDANS FROM FOOTLOCKER!!! PAUL BLART is not a playable character. OTHER THAN THIS, MASTER PEACE!!

Paul Blart got very emotional while playing this game as it reminded him of how close he came to achieving his dreams. But Paul Blart did enjoy playing the game and got to shoot many civilian.

this is so aweseom, i literally could not go more than 5 minutes without changing my underwer definitely won of the best games of all time in the world actually

This makes Paul Blart uncomforable, but also a little bit excited. What does it mean?