“Brother this game is sexy”

“I like the buff dudes”

“Best game for sexy tank role play”

“Honey please bring back the kids.”

“Bill from left for dead”

“Joel dies so waste of time. Just like my life 10/10”

“This game is to peak BUST METER 10/10”

“Burned Wife and children when making grilled cheese best game.”

“You did it again Todd Howard, your master piece can now be played again in studding ray-tracing and sexy water physics. My gamer ♥♥♥♥ got so hard seeing this game for the first time.”