The Smurfs are back and better than ever. In the grim derpness of the far future, there is only blueberry inflation. Inflate for the Imperium of Man and destroy mankind's enemies.

See the girl on the cover, gaping wide for a cotton candy diarrhea ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from Spyro's behind? That's what you feel like when you play this piece of ♥♥♥♥. Top 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Games Seal of Disapproval.

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This game gets a Cringer-Certified BADASS seal of approval. Why? Name one other game with Vanilla Ice telling a ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the hell up. This game is the real Payday 3, hands ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down.

Dukey Nukey sees a turd in a toilet, instinctively grabs it and throws it around like a troublesome 1st grader smearing poo on the wall. Legendary Cringer behavior.

Cringer Base certified with a Twilight Sparkle BAD ASS seal of approval. Pucker up that chocolate starfish of yours and buckle up for Duke Nukem Forever 2011 (2).

Once notorious, RedFiggleFlop has become Certified Cringer Vegetative Software. Great for cranking up your favorite album and sitting back while pwning the vamps! 639 hours and counting. Offline pls?

We did it, Reddit! Snoo is back with a teeny-bopper beat. In Hi-Fi Cuck, you can rock on with bangers such as Rock-A-Bye Baby, You Are My Sunshine & Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!

Join the CIA and overthrow the central government of a South American micronation! Truly the fantasy every Albanian child dreams of experiencing - after all, they boil at different degrees.

This game is just a day in the life of a cringer base duelist really so I can relate to being a bald malteser headed badass who silenty kicks ass and beats the ♥♥♥♥ outta meatbrains, 8.9/10