Yep. Stuff like this used to happen to me all the time while defending our homestead in the 1300s. Vampires are no joke, and this game doesn't try to make them one. Give Vampire Survivors a try!

What do you want me to say? The game is about farming... #sowingmyseed #plowingmyfield

Any farmer knows the only two instruments you can play on a farm are a banjo or a trombone. The animals love it, and the crops don't mind it neither. Enjoy here a truly rural gaming experience.

There was a time that Uncle Farkus abandoned me and my three friends on an island. What did we do? Pulled ourselves up by our bootstraps and started climbing. PEAK truly embodies the rural lifestyle.

Wow. Just wow. Here at Glenn Family Farms, we enjoy building decks and having a husband. This game gives us both. Ol' Pappy Glenn would be quaking in his wheelchair if this existed back in '68.

Our top farmers did not realize they were only playing a game until their 2000th hour in Stardew Valley. All our crops went bad, but at least we have Haley.

Here at Glenn Family Farms, we really don't understand this "virtual world," but we do enjoy baddies with dyed hair dressed in furry avatars. Get freaky, weird, and rural in VRChat!

Here at Glenn Family Farms, we look down upon gambling. Luckily, Balatro has nothing to do with it at all. We love taking breaks from sowing our seed to score big and find rare Jokers.

Old Pappy Glenn always wanted to cook and sling dope, God rest his soul. Now, we honor him by playing Schedule 1. Endless fun for you and your more jittery friends!

Reminds us of our first job repossessing cars from those unfortunate enough to miss their payments. There is a true rural feeling to R.E.P.O. that sends you back to Uncle Farkus's junkyard.