«CS:GO trader tip: spend a lot of money on weapon skins! This is an investment!»

«I get the dub!!! I spend $2300 on skins!!! I get mad and destroy computer.»

«people scream at me for yelling only polish swears in proximity chat. I'm sorry that you have to put the effort in to hear my SICK BURNS!!! buy my trader guide 2 ETH»

«As I am running for president 2024 I can say we will send helldivers to our enemies when I am elected»

«I had a friend who tried to activate his persona and he is no longer with us RIP jonny :(»

«Haven't touched this game at all I just watched Markiplier play it 10/10»

«I spent twelve thousand dollars on a rare hat and now I am in debt for the rest of my life.»

«I am constantly being molested by gnomes and goblins Oh and the game is cool too I guess~~»

«The aspirations of a young Boss such as myself. As you see in my profile photo I once lived on a farm. This game brings me such nostalgia such as drinking e coli infested water and talking to women!!!»

«Reminds me of my old glory days of when I used to own a horse. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get pass the prologue because my computer resets itself after 5 minutes of playtime.»