Cleared my head, but spiked my blood sugar.

A biblically accurate review.

We may not be able to save Milk-chan from her trauma, but let's all at least agree to spare her from the atrocities capable within the Community Art page.

A creative, yet curtailed, catelog of captivating cryptids.

I'm Driven to rate this game highly, Pacifically for its atmosphere and world building. This pun is the lesser sin in the review. The greater one awaits you inside.

In this review, I use the pros and cons of the game to transform it into a metaphoric husbando/waifu. Which 'dere you ask? You'll just have to read to find out.

Who's That Legally Distinct Pal? It's Definitely Not Pikachu!

A game about a sexually deviant shut-in popular with several pretty girls for no discernible reason? It's almost like this game is a delusion of the protagno . . . oh my god I just got it.

I expect you'll find something unexpected in my Anglerfish review.

Rather than just tell you it's good, this review will take you on an adventure that mimics the play experience while also telling you it's good.