« Are you tucked in and ready for your bed time review? Here's a classic tale about a game hoping to stand apart despite its familiar format. »

« Rascal does, in fact, Dream of Bunny Girl Sentai. No, you're thinking of a different word (but now that you mention it . . .) »

« A biblically accurate review. »

« We may not be able to save Milk-chan from her trauma, but let's all at least agree to spare her from the atrocities capable within the Community Art page. »

« I'm Driven to rate this game highly, Pacifically for its atmosphere and world building. This pun is the lesser sin in the review. The greater one awaits you inside. »

« In this review, I use the pros and ♥♥♥♥ of the game to transform it into a metaphoric husbando/waifu. Which 'dere you ask? You'll just have to read to find out. »

« Who's That Legally Distinct Pal? It's Definitely Not Pikachu! »

« A game about a sexually deviant shut-in popular with several pretty girls for no discernible reason? It's almost like this game is a delusion of the protagno . . . oh my god I just got it. »

« I expect you'll find something unexpected in my Anglerfish review. »

« Rather than just tell you it's good, this review will take you on an adventure that mimics the play experience while also telling you it's good. »