“Ya like bear puns?”

“I know you're here Terminator, you big nerd. Where's my money?”

“Despite what the title implies, it's perfectly fine to play this even if you've never played Patapon before.”

“The Ninja Who Erased His Name.”

“Chris Pratt is not in this, but don't let that discourage you from giving it a try anyway.”

“Marston, we have a problem.”

“Dotemu's on a roll with all these phenomenal beat-em-ups. My only question is: what the heck was this game doing in the ArcSys showcase?”

“You may be crestfallen at the deterioration of human intellect as of late, but hey: if not for all those cave-diving goobers going out in humiliating ways, this game would never have been made.”

“Yes, it is.”

“Who's ready to get arthritis again!?”