“I mean it's alright like, overrated as f@*k”

“Overall this is a 8.5/10 on the Swanson Scale. Thank you and Goodbye. - Ron Swanson. View profile to see full review.”

“Overall I give this a 7.5/10 on the Swanson Scale. Thank you and Goodbye. - Ron Swanson. View profile to see full review.”

“I mean it's alright like, overrated as f@*k”

“It was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details.”

“It was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details.”

“This game saved my life. With high levels of tactical immersion and a beautiful soundtrack, it's a great game. But you should get the Utopia DLC because a lot of the games content comes from that.”

“Due to this game sooooooooooo boottyyy licioussoso it breaks the scal thnk an hav e fum!%$^&*9 The bugs are being ironed out, the developers are reputable, and it is very fun with friends and Kelvin!”

“Overall this game is a 9/10 on the Swanson Scale. Thank you and Goodbye. - Ron Swanson. View Profile to see full length review.”

“Green armor guy teams up with black guy and lizard to destroy a cult. 4th one bad”