“i am so epic i am a hero im a hero man im so epic i am a hero landing hero hell yeah bwaahh,, bwah bwahh bwah bwaaaaaahhhh bwah bwah bwahhhhh (marvel theme) don picK!!! holy!:!:!!!:!@:”

“didn't realize democracy was so cool. guess all that stuff you hear about the u.s. in the middle east really is a good thing. i guess i know who i'm voting for next election. don pick!”

“say gex”

“this makes me want to hit someone or something this makes me exceptionally violent i should not play this i shouldn't but i must i must win ♥♥♥♥ the des moines register!!!! ♥♥♥♥ you!!!!!! AAAAA”

“i get drunk before i play this booze cruisin is illegal for some reason so this is close”

“this game freaking rocks i like the ogryn beccause hes a big square-ish oaf one of the donest selections of ALL TIME”

“maybe i can Finally see my kids again”

“so is it like thursday or.....??? ”

“for some reason it won't let me change my model from this harlot model and everyone keeps telling me my breasts are bodacious and its confusing me I think I don pick this??? guys?????? help?”

“ptsd”

“i get drunk before i play this booze cruisin is illegal for some reason so this is close”

“this game freaking rocks i like the ogryn beccause hes a big square-ish oaf one of the donest selections of ALL TIME”

“so is it like thursday or.....??? ”

“This game really lets me live out my dreams of pulling myself up by my bootstraps. I wonder how my son would have turned out if I he had played this before the woke mob got to him. (Don has chosen)”

“what”

“pretty sure they taught us this in grade school. i didnt dislike grade school. don picks!”

“viewfinder? I hardly know 'er”

“the only "v" rising is my vpenis”

“this has reignited my passion for the chance based arts. I will be in the casino pickin up dubs left and right after this game. seriously, don super selects this superb special selection (salaciously)”

“this is sort of like my house before i went bankrupt. love it! huge throw back thursday haha don picks this 46 princes out of 46 ~april 15th”

“manor? I hardly know er”

“almost dark enough still pick tho maybe darkest dungeon 3 will be dark enough”

“don picks this because don loves killing rats. i (don) hate rats. i generally kill rats. lots of the time I spend it (the time) killing rats. therefore this is donald-ly picked (by don( who picks))”

“i could have been somebody”

“this reminds me of the time i dropped 1000 dollars on craps and lost it all to an exceptionally small grandma she was so damn small, do you understand??? don pick though cuz i get to cheat in this”

“i have crabs. and it is NOT a treasure. game is pretty good though but it seems to be trying to challenge my preconceived notions about how EPIC capitalism is. hmmm but the crab is cute yeah donpic”

“i've seen darker but i still pick for the attempt”

“Stacklands makes renting a house look soo easy. And, the villagers don't even have to take care of their kids (I wish I didn't have to). the frittata looks really tasty, i wish my wife would make some”

“i don't have friends i adore this game consider it picked by me, don, choosing selector in chief (picker)”

“this scratches the itch i feel to absolutely wallop james michael at the office tomorrow. man i really hope they don't know about this review page. if you see this, pretend you didnt! don pick FR!!!”

“is this really what it feels like to have a good birthday party? i missed out i guess... all i got was new cigarette burns and a single ho-ho ... i hate you dad ... don pick!”

“this got me so upset that i threw my controller into my wall. but nothing broke because i stopped working out and now im motivated to be strong enough to break my controller. therefore, i select this.”

“takes me back to my childhood days on the farm. miss you paw don picks ;-;”

“this game makes me feel like when i woul,d come home drunk and need to infiltrate my (now empty) home. it's always a great time puzzling out which wall i can afford to explode don pick!!! love this”

“hey fellas it's been a while since don picked, and this pick is one of the donnest , the deception reminds me of when my wife deceived me into feeling loved”