“Farm. My. Nuts. You know you want to. Farm my nutty sack of sloppy goodness. FARM MY NUTTY SACK!!!!!!!”

“If you do not like this game, it is because you only like REAL babies.. AND THAT MAKES YOU A PEDOHPILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU. YOU!!!!!!!! ”

“what gilf, what ? what gilf (gilf: grandmother i want to ♥♥♥♥)”

“let me think. hmmm. well for one, you use a lot of trombones in it. if you don't play trombone, it's probably not as good. uhm. i think it's probably better than the dinosaur game on google but not as”

“Men don't wash their butts and when they fart it stinks more like poop because there's poop stuck in their buttcheeks - but when a woman farts it smells like flowers and soap because they wash butts.”

“Pizza ♥♥♥♥♥ stank, wash your pizza ♥♥♥♥♥ puss puss”

“try pouring some soup down my pant hole without slipping, baby. (spider-eye stare)”