„You play as Monkey King, a monkey, 10/10.”

„I don't know who gave me this so I can keelhaul them, but I'm afraid of Dentists now... I don't want to lose my brain.”

„I have no idea what any of these buttons mean or do... But after three years I've managed to kill that Goblin, makes me wonder how close I am to being done.”

„I have no idea what's this is for. But i hear you can be a Monkey in it, so I think that makes this a 7/10? Because I don't know how to use this thing...”

„I like the original game...I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, but it has 24(ish) monkeys, so who cares? I heard you should still use the wiki when playing either version though, no idea why.”

„You can tame Monkeys in this! It also has something you can choose called "storytellers"...I have no idea what it does, but the guy name Randy Random seemed cool, so I picked him.”

„I heard there was Monkeys in this. which makes this the best "Armored SoulsBorneRing: Shadows Blade Diary" game From Software has made.”

„All the God's designs are pretty neat, though it is weird to see Cthulu and King Arthur be considered as Gods though... Wonder if that means the the Shug Monkey is viable for this game?”

„One of the only good Disney film series as a good game. What's not to love?”

„I like this game and all the characters. Like Ren and Stimpy...Who i think are some kind of Lesser Apes?”