Dango Clickbait. Spoilers: not an actual dango! ~Desacrip

I bet you didn't know that you can conquer the world defeating Gandhi and Queen Elizabeth with the power of Dango in this game

This game will make you cry because you can't understand what your teammate is saying. Just like how you cry while playing CLANNAD.

The Japanese called this game a「神ゲー」. Granted CLANNAD is a「泣きゲー」 but it's on the same level of story-writing

「人 生 の 宝 物 探 し に い こ う」

Isn't that why you're here?