♥♥♥♥♥. This is a copy and paste version of the first game under the guise of an expansion. I refuse to play longer than the first, ♥♥♥♥♥ 17 mins. First game is mediocre at best. Laziness. BS: Type 7

♥♥♥♥♥. Seriously, wtf is the point in this? I once glued my foreskin shut just to see what happens, the force of my piss took an eyebrow clean off. That was more fun, than this "game." BS:2

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. I have been trying to fish for 2 years and all I catch is grass, sticks and the tree behind me. 15 minutes on this game and I have succeeded in my ancestral goal of catching a fish. BS:6

Not ♥♥♥♥♥, What is ♥♥♥♥♥ is that i just spent 3 hrs watching the top down heads of dwarves hit gobbos with hammers when I had a list of errands to do. Very similar to SOVL, warhammer clone. BS:4

Not ♥♥♥♥♥, Shoot the bad man in the face, Lose points, bad cop. Taser the bad man, Be shot, Bad cop. very realistic Infuriating but satisfying when the job goes right, much like constipation. BS: 2

Not ♥♥♥♥♥ but then is ♥♥♥♥♥, It's free...until it's not. "But tanks" I hear you say? Yes tanks from WW2, if you expected modern stuff in the first year without costing £100 then good luck. BS:6

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. we know you've always wanted to be the god of ants anyway you psychopath. You want to be the Tyranid hive mind? Fine. Do it here. Be the Zerg. You want to. BS: 4

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. It's a free warhammer tabletop game in everything but name Easy to play in between the jobs you should be doing Now looking at models on eBay and I will sell my first born to get them BCS:4

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. Like a ♥♥♥♥♥ that needs a sprinkle of sweetcorn, mods make this game more fun. YAML and AI mods are a must for a complete package. Otherwise it's explosions and lasers? BSC: 4

Bet on ♥♥♥♥♥ more like. Aged as fine as spilt milk on a radiator, best part of the game is trying to recreate kerbal space program with explosive barrels. Nostalgia won't save you. BSC: type 1