Not ♥♥♥♥♥. It's a free warhammer tabletop game in everything but name Easy to play in between the jobs you should be doing Now looking at models on eBay and I will sell my first born to get them BCS:4

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. Like a ♥♥♥♥♥ that needs a sprinkle of sweetcorn, mods make this game more fun. YAML and AI mods are a must for a complete package. Otherwise it's explosions and lasers? BSC: 4

Bet on ♥♥♥♥♥ more like. Aged as fine as spilt milk on a radiator, best part of the game is trying to recreate kerbal space program with explosive barrels. Nostalgia won't save you. BSC: type 1

♥♥♥♥♥. 75p on a sale hoping for a S.Jackson character... Wasn't even worth the clicks to hear a terribly modelled african-american exclaim his disappointment with zombies on his plane. BSC: Type 7

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. Actually quite a fun and nostalgic little game that has clearly been crafted with love like gran and her knitting. Controls are basic and the game runs smoothly, zones are unique. BSC:4

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. I die to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I need more. Perfect game to spend 5 mins to yourself whilst the kids are having a sugar crash. Simple, fun and better with friends, much like fun drugs. BSC : 5

Not ♥♥♥♥♥. Better thief simulator than Thief Simulator. Not as good as DOS2 but that's to be expected, solid base game play. Some voice actors were clearly hungover. Bristol Stool Chart: Type 4

♥♥♥♥♥. Multiplayer, PvE title that implodes in on itself as soon as you try to join another players lobby. Lack of content, Lack of end game. Shame as it had potential. Bristol stool chart: 7.

♥♥♥♥♥. Devs ruined the game after EA. Nil Players, Steam Workshop content is now paid DLC. Oh and the game itself now runs like a ♥♥♥♥♥ version of soul calibre Bristol Stool Chart: 7

♥♥♥♥♥. Giggle for 10 minutes as you try to steal anything not nailed down to a poorly modelled house. Then spend the rest of the game bored and looking for heroin to spice things up. BSC : 7