Back then there were no Rogue-Lite games ... we died on the Level Selection Menu like normal people.

Forced marriage between CIVILIZATION IV and the original COLONIZATION game (being the victim) ... didn't go well.

Back then I bought a second floppy drive to reduce swapping 11 disks, today there are zero loading times. The marvels of progress.

This beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the salad.

Where SID MEIER'S ALPHA CENTAURI's focused and intense gameplay still holds up, BEYOND EARTH feels like its messed-up stepson trying to impress his old man by overcompensating in all the wrong places.

You can punch Hitler in the face. 10/10

Out Run for Flat Earthers. Despite nailing the 80s Vaporwave aesthetics, everything looks and plays the same after the first five races ... and they never heard of hills, apparently.

Fallout meets X-Com, unfortunately missing the best parts but lots of Brahmin manure to fill the cracks. Fallout Tactics was tedious, disappointing, and simply not much fun back then ... and still is.

Unrealistic WW2 fantasy simulation game: it even let's you win a war with Italy! Guess that - and the straight-forward game design - is what makes this game the best chapter of the HoI series yet!

"Battle Isle" meets "Minesweeper", resulting in a numeric puzzle game with excellent ambient music. Just like Crystal Meth it is based on a hexagonal structure and will keep you up all night.