Lavagirl and Sharkboy had a 50 million dollar budget, and this guy would make a quater of a game.

Now let me tell ya, I've seen scarier things on Bennie's face than this game.

My son died by injecting heroine with a rusty needle, so yeah ♥♥♥♥ you rust. Should never have been invented for no reason.

After the divorce of Angie, I have finally subcome to this interesting culture style called "Wafiuism" and this game has coped me very well into it.

I remembered when Sega had consoles, it was the same time when I had a career!

The only free game I can afford becuase I am a poor Mexican

A CRYING SHAME

VERY GOOD GAME, ANGIE I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M A MEXICAN, WAPAA