Wait, this isn't one of me car games mate. HAMMOCK! You sodding moron you stole the wrong titles for me to play mate! Good gam still, ignore the 1.2k hours on the game. (I'm not addicted, I swear)

I am a simple man, with simple needs. I stack the bales with an auto-stack. I knock them down seconds later. 11/10, good gameplay

Making a V6 rev to 12,000rpms. Sounds boring but I am Jams Mae, the even more boring variant of James May. Shortly after this I died, as one of the conrods flew and hit me head mate.

Crashed me kar into a wall at 200mph, had a harder crash than Hammond ever will have. Good game, great cars. 11/10